King Of The Hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

In order to prevent the hill from being engulfed by the hippie-nerd circle I pilot a small craft to the top of the hill. Wiring my iPod directly into the PA system I dial the volume all the way up and play Morbid Angel. The angry music forces the circle to disperse. My hill

[FatherAlabaster]

In order to prevent the hill from being engulfed by the hippie-nerd circle I pilot a small craft to the top of the hill. Wiring my iPod directly into the PA system I dial the volume all the way up and play Morbid Angel. The angry music forces the circle to disperse. My hill

Instead of suing you for using his music, Trey Azagthoth decides to blow you off the hill with an assortment of his favorite guns. You disappear in red mist and shreds of flesh before you even realize what's happening. Azagthoth is arrested at the top of the hill while wiping gore off of an antique bayonet; as he's getting shoved into a windowless black van, he yells back at me to take his arsenal and guard the hill in hopes of his eventual return. After mopping up the remaining goo, I fortify the area. My hill.

[deathstorm]

Alabaster. Sees a helicopter. Landing. On the hill Marked T.w.o. Out comes. Two guys wearing. Jeans. And with two shirts. Bullet vests. Wearing masks. With loaded guns They introduce them selves as. Alpha and bravo. They tell you trey. Hiring them. To help you with gurading the hill from murph. Still your hill with T.W.O back up

[RelentlessOblivion]

Viewing this fortified hill as a substantial threat to national security the government decide to intervene. You are cut off from the outside world and, with no ability to secure food or water, you eventually abandon the hill. No one's hill.

[deathstorm]

Seeing a no one. Is on the hill. I decide to Put a farm on the hill. So people can surivue as I reclaim the hill my hill

[Midi]

The farm's pigs are acquainted with Marx' doctrine and lead the animals into a rebellion. You are scared away from the farm. As the pigs grow more megalomaniacal, they are willing to cooperate with humans again and I claim the farm. My hill.

[FatherAlabaster]

I descend upon you with a horde of angry North Carolinian barbeque masters. The pigs are captured and slow-cooked to perfection before being shredded and served with a variety of tomato- and vinegar-based sauces. We try to save you a plate, but no-one can seem to find you when it's time for dinner, although some suspiciously long bones are discovered near the charcoal pit the following day. Having had their barbeque competition and enjoyed the appropriate awards ceremony, the barbeque masters disperse, leaving me on the hill with a freezer full of delicious meat. My hill.

[deathstorm]

You get scared away when you see a Tyrannosaurus. Rex coming to your food as eat his your meat. He roars as he claims the hill t-Rex's. Hill

[H34VYM3T4LD4V3]

Gozirra comes along and eats the Trex and does his awesome roar. Godzilla's hill.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Winter sets in and temperatures plummet. Godzilla, being a reptile and therefore cold-blooded, freezes to death atop the barren and snow-capped hill. Winter's hill.

[BlackFuckingMetal666]

The sun dies and expands into a red giant scorching the land and air and evaporating all water. Supernova's hill.

[Midi]

The hill, sick of the conflicts and tiranny of previous owners, packs his luggage and quietly starts his journey to happiness. After countless days and nights, he arrives at a peaceful forest in the North. The view is breath-taking and the hill decides to settle down and start a humble family life. Hill is now his own hill.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Refusing to allow any organism to experience peace, tranquility and happiness I begin a logging operation. After cutting down all the trees in the area for use in the printing of Nevertanezra's album booklets I then open a mining operation on the hill.

[BlackFuckingMetal666]

Rouge black hole enters the solar system and devours the planet. No more hill.

[RelentlessOblivion]

It turns out black holes are portals to alternate universes. In universe B there are plenty of hills to choose from. Everyone gets a hill

[deathstorm]

I bulid. A house. And. Hotel and casino on my own. Hill. My hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

I re-open the Black Tooth Inn on my hill. Hordes of metalheads partial to a brew or twelve flock to my establishment. The phrase 'Welcome to the Black Tooth Inn where the heads are always banging and the beer is always flowing' becomes legendary. My music, my inn, my hill but most importantly everyone's beer

[deathstorm]

Jon tafter. Walks in to the black tooth inn finds the place disgusting. And serving. Liquor to underage drinking. He forces you to stop selling beer to minors. You get shut down. And reopen as new bar you closed down as Jon tafter takes over the hill Jon tafters hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

The horde of headbangers, disgusted with this change of management and that I could be persecuted for breaching a law which differs from country to country demand the charges be dropped. I get back my pub and this John fellow gets to sit in the corner and complain about how much fun everyone else is having. The heads are still banging, the beer is still flowing, and it's still my pub on my hill

[deathstorm]

One of your patrons Accidently. Toss a lit cirgerette. In a garbage and it a burst into flames You are stay there watching your pub burn to the ground. On your hill. While my hotel and casino is doing. Extremely. Well on. My hill I call you. With you Bout a black tooth. Bar and grill at my hotel. And casino you moved from your hill and I purchased it. While your place is being rebuilt our hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

Having substantially increased the size of my bank account and gotten to know your clientelle very well I play you for a sucker. I rebuild the Black Tooth Inn and steal all of your patrons. Your hotel and casino is no longer financially viable and you are forced to declare bankruptcy. My pub and my hill

[deathstorm]

As you think I was As a sucker. Thinking. My hotel and casino was. Bankrupt. Thinking you can get away with my clientelle. You didn't. Know my bank account is larger than yours. I sent two mercs. To the black tooth. Inn alpha and bravo from two. They say your pub and your hill. They go into over kill killing you with massive amour of bullets from there assaults. Also shot the place rig with. C4 blowing your pub and I come to claim the hill. And fallen. Pub as I put a newer. Pub with start of the art everything. My empire grows larger my pub and my hill

[Midi]

While you two were fighting over the hill, I secretly hired some experts on hillology. As they suggested, I slowly drained both of your bank accounts to the very last cent without your knowledge. I approach the government and officially purchase the hill. One day, as I take a long walk 'round my estate, I can see you poor things starving in the gutter. Friendly as I am, I give you each a small amount of dirt from my hill as a souvenir and send you on your ways. My 99.98 percent of the hill.

[FatherAlabaster]

While you two were fighting over the hill, I secretly hired some experts on hillology. As they suggested, I slowly drained both of your bank accounts to the very last cent without your knowledge. I approach the government and officially purchase the hill. One day, as I take a long walk 'round my estate, I can see you poor things starving in the gutter. Friendly as I am, I give you each a small amount of dirt from my hill as a souvenir and send you on your ways. My 99.98 percent of the hill.

I easily dispatch Relentless and deathstorm in their weakened states, and steal their souvenir dirt. Over the next several years, I make away with all of the remaining dirt from your hill, taking it a teaspoonful at a time and replacing it with similar dirt from a nearby hole in the ground. You have no idea what's going on, of course; but I've stolen your entire hill from under your very nose, and with the addition of my ill-gotten gains from the murder of your deposed competitors, the hill I've made is .02% bigger than your current hill, which is all that really matters. My hill.

[deathstorm]

batman. Heard about murders of two of the most wealthiest. Celebrities. Deathstorm and relentless. He tracks. MIDI and alabaster to crimes. Shows up his batwing he. Scans the dirt of your hill he finds DNA of us you and midi where shocked when batman. Makes a surprise. Apperence. As he attacks both you and midi beating of you two into submission. You guys get the death penalty while the familes of death storm and relentless. Cheering as batman recLaims the hill as. Our ashes. Are laid deathstorms and relentless. Memioral. Hill.