King Of The Hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

Being a redneck Dale does something incredibly stupid allowing me to reclaim my hill My hill

[deathstorm]

We make you some moonshine you drink. It you get so Drunk. You accidentally. Walk into. A den of eastern diamondback rattlesnakes. You get bitten by all of them you die by 1000 liters. Of hemotoxican venom. We reclaim. The hill our hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

Yeah, uh, no. Not being a redneck I politely declined your offer of moonshine. When you succumbed to alcohol poisoning I rolled you both off my hill. My hill

[deathstorm]

While you celebrate. On your hill you see. Meteor coming towards the hill. Crashes around you turns out the it was alien. Space craft. You notice t Notice. Invisable things coming towards you get captured and killed by predators as they claim the hill predators. Hill

[Iceni]

I come unarmed upon the hill. The predators do not kill me but ask where there might be more fertile hunting grounds. I direct them to eastern Finland, where they happily spend their days pursuing one drunk sniper wearing a stag pelt. My hill.

[deathstorm]

You get attack out of. No where by aliens. They capture you become pregent with a alien lavre. Then baby alien Comes out your belly you fl die instantly. As aliens. Take over. The hill Aliens hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

After annihilating the population of Finland the predators return to the hill demanding a higher quality hunt. It seems bad for you until I come along and send the Predators to Skaro, where they are quickly exterminated by a single Dalek You offer me the hill as a sign of gratitude for my having saved your life. My hill

[deathstorm]

I fire bunch of. Deadly. Poison gas. All of you. Die instantly. I walk on the the hill wearing a gas mask to re claim my hilhill my hill

[deathstorm]

Still my hill

[SBird94]

The orginal hill owner storms in and slices the head off deathstorm with a scimitar, my hill.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Shattered after Melbourne fail to score in a 240 point loss to GWS you leave the hill in disgust. My hill

[SBird94]

After Melbourne have a suprise grand final victory over port adelaide you leave the hill and I proceed to take back what's mine. My hill.

[RelentlessOblivion]

I return, bringing Mitchell Johnson with me, you make fun of the mo and recieve a bumper barrage knocking you off the hill. Mitch's hill (I ain't messing with an angry fast bowler )

[FatherAlabaster]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles send Casey Jones up the hill to mock your ridiculous sport. He attacks Mitchell with a barrage of gear used in more entertaining and comprehensible sports, which Mitchell has never previously encountered. His defenses are rapidly overcome, and he flees in disgrace. The Turtles and Casey stand guard over the hill, as I once again re-open my famous pizzeria. My pizzeria.

[deathstorm]

I Take off the mask I am Casey jones. As I eat my pizza. I put my mask back on as a. I attack. RO. Again. Casey smiles at the fallen. Ro still alabasters pizzeria and hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

I sneak into your pizzeria unseen and plant C4 explosives in strategic points around the building. I leave and detonate them bringing down your pizzeria, your hill and your rediculous ninja turtles. My patch-of-earth-formerly-known-as-a-hill

[FatherAlabaster]

Re: King Of The Hill

rediculous

Valkyries, New Yorkers, Elder Gods, and comic book fans unite and descend upon you, all exacting vengeance for your various transgressions: profaning sacred ground, killing the Turtles, destroying an awesome pizzeria, and chronically atrocious spelling errors. You never even see them coming; you're ripped limb from limb, shredded, and reduced to vapor within fractions of a second. A really big cairn is raised over the site of your tragic act of terrorism, and the collected host solemnly charges me with rebuilding, with carrying on, to restore hope to pizza eaters everywhere. In memoriam: Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Splinter, Casey, April, and assorted victims. Pizza lovers' memorial cairn/restaurant.

[Iceni]

I come along with the Late 20's Superpowered Crusader Crocodiles, Rembrandt, Rubens and Vermeer, to pay homage to the slain turtles. Enhanced combat animal memorial hill.

[deathstorm]

I arrive at to the hill with my dragonzord. And we play tribute. To fallen turtles. We vowed to get revenge. For the fallen. Turtles. As we get to find the murderer to we find. I summon the dragonzord. And the rest of power rangers. Formed there megazord as we. Find RO we. Attack and killed. Ro As turtles. Death has been. Justify. As we arrive with ros dead body And we give him to Thor as he does the Viking burial. As my dragonzord fires the missle. Blowing up the body. Still turtles memorial hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

Having recently failed a year 4 English test I leave the hill and the forum forever...

[deathstorm]

Bye RO We will miss you

[deathstorm]

I walk around as I found the new. Hill. It looks Vacant I walk up the new hill I claim it for my self. My hill

[deathstorm]

Still my hill

[Frostaudn]

And now it's mine, 'cause I say so.

[deathstorm]

I look at you and smile. Then I kick you in the gut then nail you. With a stone cold stunner. You roll down. The hill. As I give you a salute. As you roll down. As I claim my hill back my hill