King Of The Hill

[deathstorm]

Still my hill woohoo

[deathstorm]

Sitting On a chair drinking a coke on my hill Ahh watching the sunset. Still enjoying my hill

[Iceni]

I start making some buttered corn at the base of the hill. Once I've lured you down I saunter up and claim the hill.

[deathstorm]

Eats the popcorn. Then see I you on my hill then I hired bunch of hitmen. They behind. The acension. They sneak up behind you nail you with the fall of man. As our new found shorced earth policy. As we take over the hill Then make land shorced. Around the hill. Our hill

[Iceni]

Your hill shrivels and dies being that there is no agriculture to support it. Sauron's hill.

[deathstorm]

Sauron gets hit by the fall of man as we decide to give the hill new life The hill becomes reborn with new argiculture. As the hill is triving. We put a force field. Around the hill and the land. We protect the hill from. Hostile takeover. Our hill

[deathstorm]

Still my hill

[chaos212]

Off in the distance I see a duplicate hill with the same qualities and characteristics as the very hill everyone has been fighting over. I climb it and set up camp on hill B that I've come to call Chaostopia. I wait for allies while watching the activity on hill A Sent from my LGMS500 using Tapatalk

[deathstorm]

Sees hill b. hey murph icenti alabaster. I call out them look spies. We stop fighting. Each other we become united as we invade. Hill b. as we destroy the enemies on hill b. as we Claim that hill our hills

[deathstorm]

ALL HAIL LORD DEATHSTORM you all must. Bow down to me. Or else I will. Summon a cat 5 hurricane or ef5 tornado. Muhahaha. To destroy. Your villages muhahaha Come take. This hill. From me as I surround my hill. With my soldiers. From hell with the acension. My right hand men muhahaha as I perpare to defend my hill my hill

[Woutjinho]

Bow down? But you're from New Jersey...

[FatherAlabaster]

Re: King Of The Hill

Bow down? But you're from New Jersey...

Your statement earns you the ire of the most muscle-bound and oil-enriched state on the east coast of the USA. New Jersey contracts with the NYPD to send some of their international operatives to bring you in. You're bound, gagged, and tossed on a plane in the middle of the night. Upon your arrival in NJ, you're questioned and probed for days, and then, in a ceremonial execution broadcast on national tv, Chris Christie sits on your face until you suffocate. New Jersey's hill.

[deathstorm]

Deathstorm smiles. At the hill of New Jersey. He sees the cast of Jeresy shore he becomes. Enraged with anger. He summons cat 5 hurricane Jeresy shore cast running with horror then EF5 tornado. Drops down. From it deathstorm smiles. At both ef5 and cat 5 hurricane tornado kills the Jeresy. Shore then he summons a firenado burn to corpses. As the weather. Goes away. He then. Sits on his Jeresy hill smiling Our hill

[Woutjinho]

Your statement earns you the ire of the most muscle-bound and oil-enriched state on the east coast of the USA. New Jersey contracts with the NYPD to send some of their international operatives to bring you in. You're bound, gagged, and tossed on a plane in the middle of the night. Upon your arrival in NJ, you're questioned and probed for days, and then, in a ceremonial execution broadcast on national tv, Chris Christie sits on your face until you suffocate. New Jersey's hill.

As long as I don't get an orange tan and have to wear gold neclases, I'm okay.

[Iceni]

As long as I don't get an orange tan and have to wear gold neclases' date=' I'm okay.[/quote'] Despite what the media would have you believe, you don't really find those people too often in New Jersey. But you do find them in Pensacola, Florida. I know because I have seen them, and they are gross.

[Woutjinho]

I've seen a orange persons here as well... With our shitty weather around here haha.

[Iceni]

I've seen a orange persons here as well... With our shitty weather around here haha.

You can't lie to me! I know Dutch people turn pink in the sun! Um...also it's my hill, by a convenient twist of fate.

[deathstorm]

Offer icenti backstage passes. To cynic. He takes them and leaves. Them as I go up with the hill then I bring up 2 sexy ladies. We party on the hill blasting. Metal then me and ladies lay on top staring at the night then drop the tailgate. Of truck we go hardcore in back my truck on the hill our hill

[chaos212]

Ew. Game postponed until hill is sanitized. Sent from my LGMS500 using Tapatalk

[deathstorm]

Hill reopens we put a amusement. Park on the hill. Everycome enjoy the new park call metaledge park the most metal amusement park. People flock to the new park. My hill

[deathstorm]

Yes WOOHOOO. Still my hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

A sharknado hits the hill. In the F-grade horror that ensues you perish in unconvincing fashion. My hill

[deathstorm]

Skies open. Up around then. All of sudden. A black lighting. Raining blood. Starts. Falling cat666 hyper deathstorm. Has been resurrected You become horrified. As you see me resurrected as I attack you with. With my ef5. Firenado you perish. As I reclaim my hill. My hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

Revived by the power of metal I build a device which gives me permanant control of global weather patterns. I decide the hill should sit forever in perfect sunshine and a comfortable temperature of 36 degrees celsius for all time. Being the only person here who has a tolerance for warmer climates this means it is now my hill

[FatherAlabaster]

I sneak into your facility and change the C on your little device to an F. You wake up cold and shaking, stumble outside in a bathrobe, and promptly die of exposure, leaving your hill (and your decadent but comfortable mansion) vacant. I move my stuff in and set up my recording studio. My hill.