King Of The Hill

[SBird94]

I was surprised to see that there was no king of the kill thread. I'll start! MY HILL Sent from my GT-I9100T using Tapatalk

[SBird94]

Definitely a dead thread haha

[Iceni]

I liked the show before it died.

[Ghouly]

.....shoves you all outta the way, and claims it!... MY HILL!

[SBird94]

Re: King Of The Hill

I liked the show before it died.

It's a great show, hank hill is a funny guy. Pulls a shot gun out from my weapons bag and shoots ghouly MY HILL!

[Iceni]

Presents a settlement from the UN delineating the borders of a new nation. Our hill.

[SBird94]

Well that settles it, we can all have a piece of the hill

[BlutAusNerd]

Re: King Of The Hill At any time that I am not king of this hill, I can delete the thread. My hill. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

[RelentlessOblivion]

Storming in on a giant combat wombat I slay thee My hill

[Ghouly]

rips through you all with a chainsaw. MY HILL!!!!

[FatherAlabaster]

I siphon the gas out of your chainsaw, spit it in your face, and light you on fire, laughing maniacally as I kick your flaming corpse down the slope to join the other bodies. My hill.

[Ghouly]

I siphon the gas out of your chainsaw' date=' spit it in your face, and light you on fire, laughing maniacally as I kick your flaming corpse down the slope to join the other bodies. My hill.[/quote'] Well played, sir.

[Iceni]

I provide a policy recommendation which involves a high-altitude drone bombardment. It is heeded. My hill.

[FatherAlabaster]

While on assignment in a seamy foreign city, you take an ill-advised midnight stroll alone, and are recognized by some of my operatives, who rightly blame you for the deadly air assaults that have plagued our formerly peaceful nation. It is several months before the buried suitcases containing you are found in Cairo, Osaka, and Detroit. My hill.

[RelentlessOblivion]

I call in my kamikaze koalas to destroy you my hill

[SBird94]

A gather a pack of giant killer kangaroos, I send them to the kill and they rip you to shreads and stomp on your dead body. MY HILL!

[BlutAusNerd]

Re: King Of The Hill I send Mormon missionaries to the doors of all who oppose me, delaying any further conquests against my hill. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

[FatherAlabaster]

It turns out the Mormons were right, and heavenly rapture sweeps them off the face of the earth. With no-one to watch over Utah's criminal element, violence spreads like wildfire; your insignificant death goes unnoticed amidst the horrific carnage. After the last two trailer park oafs have killed one another over the last can of Bud in the desert, I fly in from NYC with my team of morticians and architects, to build a paradise over the ashes. My hill.

[deathstorm]

Gives alabaster a beer my hill now my hill is protected by Godzilla

[Iceni]

I offer Godzilla some fish as per the Michael Broderick movie and she clears out. I then draw up a mercenary team consisting of an Afrikaner, a Finn, a Rhodesian, a Scotsman and an Afghan and request that they guard the hill. My hill. And it will be so unless you're ready for a seriously drawn-out and unrewarding conflict.

[FatherAlabaster]

A Finn and a Scotsman together? You fool! They succumb to the power of drink one night, beat the Rhodesian to a pulp, and stumble off into the darkness arm-in-arm. The next evening, the Afrikaner is lured off the hill by a cardboard cutout of Nelson Mandela. Your sole remaining Afghan mercenary is happy to cede control of the hill in exchange for his very own sheep. You don't even notice until it's too late; you're busy with homework. My hill.

[Iceni]

The next evening' date=' the Afrikaner is lured off the hill by a cardboard cutout of Nelson Mandela.[/quote'] What exactly did you think Koobus was going to do with that cutout? I finish my homework and complete my term project; a 6.8 SPC conversion for the Ultimax 100. After a few bursts I have cleared the area. My hill.

[RelentlessOblivion]

A flock of evil emus devour you and defecate on your homework my hill

[FatherAlabaster]

Re: King Of The Hill My crack team of emu farmers descends upon your crew, slaughtering and devouring them. With dung and shreds of homework, they build a bonfire that consumes the remnants. Afterwards, there's no hint that you or your emus ever existed. My hill.

What exactly did you think Koobus was going to do with that cutout?

He saw a chance for one last photo with the great man... a handshake, maybe?

[RelentlessOblivion]

I construct a catapult and launch echidnas at you. These spiky balls of death rain upon you for five consecutive days laying waste to your emu farmers and you. My hill