What's on your mind?

[FatherAlabaster]

That's ok, I'm prepared for the potato apocalypse. I have chef knives and peanut oil. If they don't submit, I'll threaten them with being put inside of a burrito.

[BlutAusNerd]

Re: What's on your mind?

That's ok' date=' I'm prepared for the potato apocalypse. I have chef knives and peanut oil. If they don't submit, I'll threaten them with being put inside of a burrito.[/quote'] If only we could all die such a noble death... Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

[FatherAlabaster]

If only we could all die such a noble death... Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

There is a tortilla factory less than a mile from my apartment. I can check over there and see how big they can make them, if you're interested in being wrapped after death.

[BlackFuckingMetal666]

I agree but only if I get to eat myself.

[FatherAlabaster]

My new album, "Wrapped After Death", featuring BlutAusNerd on a tortilla, coming soon to a computer near you...

[FatherAlabaster]

I agree but only if I get to eat myself.

You, um, you need a really flexible spine for that, you know...

[H34VYM3T4LD4V3]

Re: What's on your mind?

You' date=' um, you need a [i']really flexible spine for that, you know...

Hahahahahahahaha xD

[BlutAusNerd]

Re: What's on your mind?

There is a tortilla factory less than a mile from my apartment. I can check over there and see how big they can make them' date=' if you're interested in being wrapped after death.[/quote'] I would prefer that to a casket. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

[FatherAlabaster]

Email me your measurements and I'll get a quote from them. Corn or wheat? What kind of beans would you like to be eaten with? Potatoes or rice? Cilantro, radishes, purple cabbage, corn, any other extras... and your choice of salsa. I'm starting to look forward to this.

[BlutAusNerd]

Re: What's on your mind?

Email me your measurements and I'll get a quote from them. Corn or wheat? What kind of beans would you like to be eaten with? Potatoes or rice? Cilantro, radishes, purple cabbage, corn, any other extras... and your choice of salsa. I'm starting to look forward to this.

5'9", about 180-185 lbs. I prefer corn tortillas, though you will probably have to use a couple of layers to keep me from falling out of the bottom. I prefer black beans, rice or potatoes, not both, pico, guac, salsa verde, cabbage, everything but the kitchen sink. This is actually making me hungry in a morbid sort of way. Now that I've tried things like brain, tongue, tripe, etc... in my tacos and enjoyed them, I'm thinking that this could get out of hand quickly. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

[FatherAlabaster]

5'9", about 180-185 lbs. I prefer corn tortillas, though you will probably have to use a couple of layers to keep me from falling out of the bottom. I prefer black beans, rice or potatoes, not both, pico, guac, salsa verde, cabbage, everything but the kitchen sink. This is actually making me hungry in a morbid sort of way. Now that I've tried things like brain, tongue, tripe, etc... in my tacos and enjoyed them, I'm thinking that this could get out of hand quickly. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

So I spoke to the factory manager, and our conversation actually brought a tear to his eye. It turns out he was funeral director before he moved to the USA and that's how he got his start in the tortilla business. He says that you're a little bigger than the people they usually work for, but it shouldn't be a problem, although he offered an alternate suggestion: the tradition in his hometown is to finely chop the decedent and distribute him or her amongst individual tacos. This would solve some of your logistical problems, but on the whole, a grand single-burrito ceremony in the old style would better suit you, in my opinion. He may have just been trying to unload some factory overruns... Nice guy, though, I think his name was Anibal or Hanival or something. In any case, we've decided on fresh cilantro, fresh purple cabbage, grated red onion, three different types of corn, crema, queso blanco (a better fit for the black beans according to him), the salsas you've requested, fried serrano peppers, some shredded dried chilpotles, and an assortment of Bolivian potatoes. He also asks if there's a family member or beloved pet that you would like to have made into chorizo - apparently a nice option for some of the guests. I'll send you his info. Please feel free to contact him directly to work out any final details - he was oddly eager for your home address: Senor Lecter, G.M. Dahmer and Fish Tortillas 975 Grand St, Sub-Basement C Brooklyn, NY 11211

[FatherAlabaster]

Food-gore legends MORBID HUNGER (UT) have released the tracklist for their upcoming album entitled "Wrapped After Death"!!! The following songs are confirmed for the album: Lust For Crema Corngasm Vomit The Escarole Tortilla Full Of Maggots Wrapped After Death The Butcher's Rajas Refried A Cilantro In Mourning The band will offer different versions, including a digipak with bonus tracks and footage of a live meal. Due to hit shelves in early October. Keep your eyes open - this masterpiece is best consumed fresh!!! This album has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration. Refrigerate after opening.

[NTNR]

Food-gore legends MORBID HUNGER (UT) have released the tracklist for their upcoming album entitled "Wrapped After Death"!!! The following songs are confirmed for the album: Lust For Crema Corngasm Vomit The Escarole Tortilla Full Of Maggots Wrapped After Death The Butcher's Rajas Refried A Cilantro In Mourning The band will offer different versions, including a digipak with bonus tracks and footage of a live meal. Due to hit shelves in early October. Keep your eyes open - this masterpiece is best consumed fresh!!! This album has not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration. Refrigerate after opening.

That's actually pretty damn amusing. Gotta love the pure silliness of some of the quirkier gore bands out there.

[forge]

My dog is on her last legs and probably won't make it through tomorrow. Thanks, Keisha, for a lot of fun years.

[FatherAlabaster]

My dog is on her last legs and probably won't make it through tomorrow. Thanks' date=' Keisha, for a lot of fun years. [/quote'] I'm sorry to hear it. That's always tough. Though a bit easier if they've had a long, happy life with you.

[BlutAusNerd]

Re: What's on your mind? Now I've suddenly developed a craving for fava beans and a nice Chianti... Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

[FatherAlabaster]

"I can smell your taco from here!"

[RelentlessOblivion]

It has been far too long since I watched The Silence Of The Lambs

[rockchic77]

im so sorry

[satan 59]

Just read this and it made me laugh. ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE From JOHN CLEESE The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. Regards, John Cleese , British writer, actor and tall person And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC. Life is too short...

[RelentlessOblivion]

Mr. Cleese is sadly misinformed there has been one instance where the barbie was cancelled during the great beer shortage of 2012 where supplies fell below 12 cases per household for the first time in history...

[satan 59]

What's on your mind? Lol fuck what happened?

[RelentlessOblivion]

There were riots after Ford placed 1, 2 and 3 at the Bathurst 1000 on both days (it's our biggest motorsport event, bigger then hosting the Formula One event)

[satan 59]

I know of the Bathurst, even had it on the old BBC.

[orcslayr23]

I've been very annoyed with Amazon lately. I placed an order on Sunday morning and here it is, Thursday, and they're still "processing" my order. Another order I made with them earlier this month had a similar delay. I don't remember having to wait this long for an order to process from them before, most times it's 1-2 business days.