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A guy on the UKPCF found this little turd. I'm confident that you'll agree it's the worst damn song you've ever heard in you life. As a safety valve to your inevitable rage and horror, I have posted the parody below it. Not a genious piece of satire, I agree, but it does it's job well enough. __HeE6NWmDE OH PLEEZ MAH ABS THEY'RE DYING...MY LUNGSS...MY LUNGS ARE SHOT...AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA :lol: Man, this brightened my day. I didn't even need to watch the parody, the original was so hilarious. I second forge's nomination... :lol:
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Re: Shit Music I can't tell is this is just a really rubbish song or a clever piece of satire poking fun at the fact people assume that if you're rich and attractive the world will open itself up to you.

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even my hip hop loving brother would concede that's dreadful' date=' but hed still listen to it a lot just because it would annoy me[/quote'] Aye. My brother seems impervious to Justin Bieber, so he played Bieber's butchering of 'Little Drummer Boy' quite loudly around Christmastime once or twice, just to annoy me. :evil:
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todays pop music sickens me, lil wayne, kesha, justin bieber, rebbeca black so on lil wayne most of all, idiot thinks he knows how to play guitar when he knows no more than a young child thats just picked a guitar up ppl that like this "music" are tasteless or tone deaf
Shitty music has always been around, unfortunately. When I was a kid, the Osmonds, the Carpenters, and Bobby Sherman were all over the radio. By the time I got to high school in 1978, you couldn't go 5 feet an any direction without hearing, or hearing about disco, and how it was gonna take over the world. "Lil Wayne, Kesha, Justin Bieber, Rebbeca Black" - One good thing about them is that crap music like that has no doubt propelled many toward metal, like disco propelled me towards it 35 years ago. It's kind of like what Beavis and Butthead said, "If it wasn't for stuff that sucks, we wouldn't know what stuff was cool".
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I want to destroy every trace of ABBA existing in the world.
ME TOO!!!!
And Swedish "dance-band" music... worst genre ever.
I guess that rules out Ace Of Base as well! They used to play on the radio at work all the time in the early 90's, and drove me within a few inches of becoming a homicidal, axe-wielding maniac!!
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While I can agree that it's about all that she has to offer' date=' she does offer it gloriously.[/quote'] I don't know...I get the feeling she could be very talented if she only sang a different genre. I despise her music with a passion, but I'm not completely convinced she couldn't produce something good if she tried.
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