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I can not wait for the day where a news headline reads "DragonForce member decapitated by industrial fan"
For a moment I assumed the deed would be done by a Fear Factory devotee, given your use of the term industrial fan. Personally, I'd like to see one where Blut Aus Nord does an entire album consisting of the sound of tectonic plates and ultrasonic vibrations. It would sound cool until people realized that those sounds are inaudible to the human ear. Kind of like a musical version of 'The Emperor's New Clothes."

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BAN surely your jokes couldn't be more distasteful then the last one I made :D I have plenty of other offensive jokes as well. ok time for a dead baby joke what's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothesline? stopping it with a shovel
One of the most distasteful dead baby jokes ever: - What do you get when you cut open a dead baby? - An erection. All I have to say is, you asked for it.

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Well the offensive ones are more fun. they are jokes after all. Why shouldnt women have drivers licenses? There are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.
I agree, but I'm not going to be the one to push it too far. If you guys want to start a topic, I guess I'll walk through the door when it's open. Jokes about women, huh... - Why don't women wear watches? - There's a perfectly good clock on the stove.

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a plane is coming in to crash so a female passenger leaps to her feet and shouts "if I'm going to die I want to die feeling like a woman" she proceeds to undress and shouts "is there anyone here man enough to make me feel that way" a male passenger leaps to his feet, says "I'm man enough", takes off his shirt and says "here iron this"

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incredibly lame I'm sorry to report all I've got left are Chuck Norris jokes there is no global warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the son when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he double checks his closet for Chuck Norris there is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

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O.K. absolutely none of these jokes are mine but they are funny: A man goes up to his Rabi and says, "I think my wife is trying to poison me". The Rabi, a dutiful type, says "Look, I'll go and have a word with you wife and try and smooth things over." The next day, the Rabi goes up to the man and says, "Michael, I spent all evening talking with your wife. Here's my advice, take the poison." A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Vader says to a young Luke Skywalker "I know what you are getting for Christmas." "No, no you can't do!" cries Luke but Vader presses forwards and cries "I felt your presents!" A man goes into a food store and says, "Do you have dates?" The man behind the counter shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry Sir." "Oh," says the customer, "That's a shame, I wanted to make date cake. Still, do you have nuts?" "Hey," says the man, "If I had nuts I'd have dates!" Four nuns go up to the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says "Yo there, according to my iPad you girls have all lead pretty good lives, so all I need you to do is confess any sins you have and through you go." So the first nun comes forwards, tremulously, and says, "I'm afraid I have a bad sin to confess." "Oh?" says St. Peter, kindly, "And what is that?" "I once, erm, saw a man's penis." "Oh dear," said St. Peter, "That's not too cool. Still, just go and wash your eyes in that barrel of holy water and through you go." As the first nuns washes her eyes, the next comes up, looking even worse than the first, and stammers "I'm afraid that I once touched a man's penis." St. Peter throws up his hands and says "Yo sister, that's not great but just plunge you hands into the barrel of holy and you can scoot off through the gates." However, as she goes off to wash her hands, St. Peter notices the two remaining nuns fighting. Rushing across he splits then apart and roars "What the fudge is going on?" At this point, one of the nuns throws out an accusing finger at the other and cries, "I'm not washing my mouth where her arse has been!"

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I heard a lot of people say this: 'I like my coffee like I like my metal... black.' A few days ago I found a picture on the internet which said: 'I like my coffee like I like my metal... thrash' I laughed harder than I should have.. :lol:

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bunch of rappers saw a couple melal heads headbangng in their cars one of the rappers said you guys are satanic well the angry metal heads saw the rappers caddys rappers are luaghing then all of sudden a out of nowhere came a metal melisha monster truck speeding towards their caddys then the truck starts crushing them satan said hey fuckers that is what happen you piss me off rappers said damn these metal heads are scary now they have a monster truck called metal melisha

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