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In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ....''English Weather..' Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.' In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite

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Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, a well known London University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a 2 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary!!

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In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ....''English Weather..' Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.' In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite
This would be funny except that it's completely wrong. The Muslim world is vastly Sunni. Maybe they should have called it Persian weather, or Azeri weather. Maybe Bahraini weather. Just some country where Shias are the majority. Anyway, a nice one from Milton Jones: "I always has trouble with counting in French, I could never get up to eight...un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept...you see, I've got a wheat allergy." Also, breaking news: the phrase "tit for tat" was used by hard-up tattoo artists who couldn't pay strippers in cash.

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Iceman you put far too much thought into Satan's joke a man, his wife, their eight kids and a blind man are waiting for a bus, when it arrives there are only nine free spaces so the two men volunteer to walk to the next stop, at one point the tapping of the blind man's cane irritates the other man and he says "can you put some rubber or something on your stick? that tapping is driving me crazy" the blind man reples "if you'd put some rubber on the end of your stick we could have caught the bus"

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Re: General Jokes Most of my favorite jokes are extremely offensive in one way or another. I feel that these are the best jokes, because if you can't laugh at something, I believe that it has too much power over you. However, I know that not everyone feels this way, so I don't know that I'll have much more to add. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

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