A short poem about my sweaty cock

[RaiCoss]

A short poem about my sweaty cock by Rai Thomas There he is all warm and sweaty, Hanging limp like wet spaghetti, Yet when pleasured he's like a rock, Until he jizzes in a sock, Alas then it happens all too soon, That he shrivels like a prune, Gone the soldier to attention, Gone too the flesh extension, There's nothing now but a wet sock, All because of my sweaty cock.

[Midi]

A short poem about my sweaty cock by Rai Thomas There he is all warm and sweaty, Hanging limp like wet spaghetti, Yet when pleasured he's like a rock, Until he jizzes in a sock, Alas then it happens all too soon, That he shrivels like a prune, Gone the soldier to attention, Gone too the flesh extension, There's nothing now but a wet sock, All because of my sweaty cock.

'A thing of beauty is a joy forever.' -Keats

[Black Milk]

honestly, this just made my day.

[isaac_hunt]

honestly' date=' this just made my day.[/quote'] It might even make your whole week!

[AtTheGates]

Wtf? O____O

[RaiCoss]

I don't cum here often, but when I do I leave my mark. Just like the inside of that crusty sock.

[MacabreEternal]

Oh good the racist with the imagination of a pubescent teenage boy is back - hooray!

[tayorous]

who doesnt love a sweaty cock poem on a sunday morning

[RaiCoss]

Oh good the racist with the imagination of a pubescent teenage boy is back - hooray!

Care to add context to that charge of racism you northern ponce?

[MacabreEternal]

Care to add context to that charge of racism you northern ponce?

Don't need to, you just insulted me off the basis of where I live which just corroborates what I said. Keep digging.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Forgive me Eternal purveyor of all things Macabre but I don't believe Northerner counts as a race.

[BlutAusNerd]

Forgive me Eternal purveyor of all things Macabre but I don't believe Northerner counts as a race.

I'm sure it was his comments in the Muslim thread that merited the title.

[RaiCoss]

I'm sure it was his comments in the Muslim thread that merited the title.

Try re-reading my comments in that thread. I don't like Muslims because of my 1st hand experience of them locally, NOT because of their race. Muslims aren't a race. It's a religion practised by many races. People really need to fucking learn what racism ACTUALLY means. You could probably accuse me of being Islamaphobic I suppose, but racist makes no sense when you're using my comments in that thread as a basis of accusation.

[RaiCoss]

Don't need to' date=' you just insulted me off the basis of where I live which just corroborates what I said. Keep digging.[/quote'] The north stinks of decay in urban areas. Everything is boarded up and trashy. Cheap and horrible. Sorry to be blunt but it happens to be true.

[RelentlessOblivion]

For once RaiCoss I agree. Muslim is not a race.

[BlutAusNerd]

For once RaiCoss I agree. Muslim is not a race.

Semantics, the point was that he has a largely biased impression of a massive group of people based on first hand experience with a handful of them. It's a different class of xenophobia, but it is just the same.

[RaiCoss]

For once RaiCoss I agree. Muslim is not a race.

Miracles can happen then...

Semantics' date=' the point was that he has a largely biased impression of a massive group of people based on first hand experience with a handful of them. It's a different class of xenophobia, but it is just the same.[/quote'] That would be more apt as a label. However, Muslim women tend to be ok in my experience, it's the men who tend to be the retards.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Well that's ingrained in their culture, particularly in the middle-east, women wouldn't dare speak out against a bloke. You're still wrong about Islam being intrinsically evil though.

[GorboGorboze]

Hold on there guys, this is not the is Islam evil thread. This is the poems about sweaty cocks thread. There is a time and a place for everything.

[JBaker]

Semantics' date=' the point was that he has a largely biased impression of a massive group of people based on first hand experience with a handful of them. It's a different class of xenophobia, but it is just the same.[/quote'] THANK YOU! The 'Islam is not a race' thing is 99% of the time a cynical attempt to derail the conversation and it's getting a bit fucking boring, if I'm honest. 'Wow, you're NOT racist? Here, have a gold star, you enlightened human being.' Bigotry is bigotry, and it all fucking sucks. Whether Islamophobia is racist or xenophobic is so irrelevant it's barely worth taking about and to act like you're occupying some kind of moral high ground because you don't believe you slot into the *exact* form of bigotry of which you're being accused just makes you an even bigger asshat IMO.

[GorboGorboze]

There was a moist cock from Islamabeck Who crowed fearful his harem would henpeck They heard him far off in old Samarkand So the sultan sent forth the command To cut of his head from his neck. (Yes, something is wrong with the meter, but this is my first limerick, and apparently it's hard to write limericks. Who knew?)

[FatherAlabaster]

There is a cool old dude named Gorbo Who looks nothing like Kevin Sorbo. He has hair on his face, And he likes to play bass, But he'd look cooler with a theorbo.

[GorboGorboze]

Thanks alabaster, it is very kind of you to make up a Limerick about me. Here is another shot at the arabesque sweaty cock motif. The sultans harem had a loud rooster in Islamabad Its ceaseless crowing from the window was really bad It upset the grand visear Always having that sound in his ear So he ate the sweaty cock from Islamabad. I promise that if I post another limerick, I'll take the time to get the meter to work out. In the mean time please accept my apology for being so lazy.

[GorboGorboze]

Theorbo you say, never heard of it. looks even more imposing than a Lute.

[Iceni]

Theorbo you say, never heard of it. looks even more imposing than a Lute.

I like the direction they're taking. I want to see basses made like claymores, measured from foot to nose. Hell, I'd like to see a bass with a nine-foot neck and three sets of machine heads, because why not.