FatherAlabaster

Considers "Dorito" a food group.

If the promo tracks I heard are any indication, it's just another flavor of awful.

Hah! Unintentional humor at its driest. Oopsie...

Queensryche - I Will Remember no idea why this was stuck in my head

They're a weird people. What's it supposed to be, soup for blueberries? What's in it?

While we covld only hope for that eventvality, it seems that he wanders far in forsaken lands, having forgotten his former brethren; that he may lvrk the forvm, according to the Agoatist maxim, "why worship the Goat when yov can get the Anus for free".

Thov hast mistaken me. This vvlgar spelling ov the term "jive" covld be approximated best with Latinate orthography as "IIUE", pronovnced in yovr base Engelish similarly to the word "ewe", which, as tr00 scholars will recognize, is a verb derived from the Ælder Norveejun novn for "female sheep" - a verb rovghly meaning "to accept", "to soften", or "to weaken", much as wovld the lowly ewe weaken before the vnwavering assavlt ov the mighty Goat.

While the topic ov Anal Slavery may not completely jive with Thickhëad's exploration of the theme of glory in battle in the name ov Goatesblod, Anal Slavery as a daily phenomenon has been ov deep and abiding interest to the band since their inception. I am positive that Thickhëad's opvs, to be entitled "Ye Ass Phallovs Legions", will contain more than jvst a brief svrvey of this moving issve that tovches vs all. Of covrse, the fovnding members ov Æapfæce et Obesitor will have final say as to the proper Titles ov their Hymnes. Bvt "Romanian Anal Slave" covld work for everybody.

Vader Sinister

Oh, the sacrifices we make for the ones we love... Say hi to Mike for me, would you?

Wow, real specimens, huh... what do you have, a pit full of coelacanths in the basement?

I've never understood why people keep fish as pets. They're neat to look at, I guess... meh, it's not for me. All that upkeep.

Cheers, welcome to the forum. We've got a few other parents here, including me! I'm not much of a thrash fan but I love old school death metal. I'll check out your tunes in a bit.

My diet today... eh. We had some chicken sausage and a bit of stollen for breakfast. I've been cutting back sugar, and I shared an almond croissant with my kid this afternoon and thought I was gonna have a heart attack. Now I'm making us some chicken gyoza. I've also had some beef jerky throughout the day.

Re: What kind of pets do you have? They're the worst, they devour their mates right after doing the nasty.

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Re: What Are You Listening To? Up with a friend, drinking, actually... so kinda. We always wind up reaching for the old-school stuff after our first six pack. Oh, memories... I'm losing them left and right...

Re: What kind of pets do you have? Legs are horrifying! Especially when there are too many of them, like six, or eight, and they're really hairy and they have joints all in the wrong spots. Ugh. Legs. (shudder)

Re: What's on your mind? Cool, his playing sounded really good on the BYW recordings I heard. Miking up the amps is definitely the way to go. I've heard some good tones out of modelers but none of them are natural enough for me, though they've come a long way since I bought my line6 Flextone head 12 years ago. I'm sure you guys will get a good sound, I just thought I'd offer. Good luck finishing it up. I hope you're having fun with it. Have a name yet? Oh, Obesitor and Æpefæce might be having an Anus Ov Ye Göatlord jam session this weekend...

I love snakes, but I wouldn't keep a poisonous one. Snakes rule because they don't have too many legs. Legs are scary.

Re: What kind of pets do you have? This is actually kind of adorable. Annie (the calico in the foreground of my pic) shows her affection for us by fetching socks, shirts, and undergarments from the laundry pile. Her delivery is similar. Impossible to keep a clean house...

Guys, take it easy on Glen Benton. He's got a hard life. It sucks that he chose the wrong career, but he can't do anything else, so he has to pay to surround himself with talented people, and even then he can't seem to write a decent album. He spends most of his time driving a minivan around Florida and wishing he'd been a better dad so he was on good terms with his son. To top it all off, he isn't even a real Satanist... his life is a joke and he's got just enough brain cells left to realize it. I'd imagine that he's only reaching out to us because he's been spanked too many times over at Metalsucks. I feel that our community should embrace him with open arms.

Darkthrone - A Blaze In The Northern Sky uh.

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face... it's one of those nights