FatherAlabaster

Re: What kind of pets do you have? Legs are horrifying! Especially when there are too many of them, like six, or eight, and they're really hairy and they have joints all in the wrong spots. Ugh. Legs. (shudder)

Re: What's on your mind? Cool, his playing sounded really good on the BYW recordings I heard. Miking up the amps is definitely the way to go. I've heard some good tones out of modelers but none of them are natural enough for me, though they've come a long way since I bought my line6 Flextone head 12 years ago. I'm sure you guys will get a good sound, I just thought I'd offer. Good luck finishing it up. I hope you're having fun with it. Have a name yet? Oh, Obesitor and Æpefæce might be having an Anus Ov Ye Göatlord jam session this weekend...

I love snakes, but I wouldn't keep a poisonous one. Snakes rule because they don't have too many legs. Legs are scary.

Re: What kind of pets do you have? This is actually kind of adorable. Annie (the calico in the foreground of my pic) shows her affection for us by fetching socks, shirts, and undergarments from the laundry pile. Her delivery is similar. Impossible to keep a clean house...

Guys, take it easy on Glen Benton. He's got a hard life. It sucks that he chose the wrong career, but he can't do anything else, so he has to pay to surround himself with talented people, and even then he can't seem to write a decent album. He spends most of his time driving a minivan around Florida and wishing he'd been a better dad so he was on good terms with his son. To top it all off, he isn't even a real Satanist... his life is a joke and he's got just enough brain cells left to realize it. I'd imagine that he's only reaching out to us because he's been spanked too many times over at Metalsucks. I feel that our community should embrace him with open arms.

Darkthrone - A Blaze In The Northern Sky uh.

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face... it's one of those nights

Cannibal Corpse - Gutted

Nice. I used to fish for snapper when I was a kid. Now I'm really sorry I didn't eat dinner.

Obituary - Infected

Oooh. Now I want to try that. Yum. Almond batter crusted snoek...

Metallica - Fight Fire With With Fire

I have never had the noble snoek. I do a mean battered fried sole, though. What's snoek like, a white fish?

Metallica - Blackened

Used to hate fish, got over it. Now I love shellfish, even the raw stuff...

Rules on album covers.

Anüs lyricists get the ladies.

Banned for being all talk. Song files or it didn't happen.

Banned because you're just mad that I shared my pet name for you in public.

Banned for not adopting the obvious solution: codename Candy Fluffy Bunny Bear.

Banned because I might use that in the next song somewhere.

hasn't fully embraced goat anus

^all hail the mother ov obesitor, the trve goat qveen

They are filled with the Philosophy ov the Blackhearts, the Ethics ov Trollheim, the Fovl Pvrpose ov the Goat. Be not ashamed, for thov hast wrovght a mighty work.