FatherAlabaster

Lumbar - The First And Last Days Of Unwelcome good stoney doom, and worth a lot more after reading what the guy was going through while recording it... undiagnosed MS. ugh. Actually, wow, this has some cool soundscape atmosphere and some really heavy parts. The interview is at metalsucks, and it's depressing, but well worth reading.

not fast enough

(Really loves milking cows)

Ignorant of my true habits.

Thanks to Iceni, I woke up with the Alanis Morrisette version of "Three Blind Mice" stuck in my head, which quickly gave way to Nickelback's "Humpty Dumpty Was An Egg Man". Thanks, Iceni.

Robust women are his destiny.

Awesome, are you still with that teacher you like? Something he suggested? I find that I have readjust how I hold my guitars constantly, and I'm trying to hold my pick a little differently so I don't get tendonitis.

Considers "Dorito" a food group.

If the promo tracks I heard are any indication, it's just another flavor of awful.

Hah! Unintentional humor at its driest. Oopsie...

Queensryche - I Will Remember no idea why this was stuck in my head

They're a weird people. What's it supposed to be, soup for blueberries? What's in it?

While we covld only hope for that eventvality, it seems that he wanders far in forsaken lands, having forgotten his former brethren; that he may lvrk the forvm, according to the Agoatist maxim, "why worship the Goat when yov can get the Anus for free".

Thov hast mistaken me. This vvlgar spelling ov the term "jive" covld be approximated best with Latinate orthography as "IIUE", pronovnced in yovr base Engelish similarly to the word "ewe", which, as tr00 scholars will recognize, is a verb derived from the Ælder Norveejun novn for "female sheep" - a verb rovghly meaning "to accept", "to soften", or "to weaken", much as wovld the lowly ewe weaken before the vnwavering assavlt ov the mighty Goat.

While the topic ov Anal Slavery may not completely jive with Thickhëad's exploration of the theme of glory in battle in the name ov Goatesblod, Anal Slavery as a daily phenomenon has been ov deep and abiding interest to the band since their inception. I am positive that Thickhëad's opvs, to be entitled "Ye Ass Phallovs Legions", will contain more than jvst a brief svrvey of this moving issve that tovches vs all. Of covrse, the fovnding members ov Æapfæce et Obesitor will have final say as to the proper Titles ov their Hymnes. Bvt "Romanian Anal Slave" covld work for everybody.

Vader Sinister

Oh, the sacrifices we make for the ones we love... Say hi to Mike for me, would you?

Wow, real specimens, huh... what do you have, a pit full of coelacanths in the basement?

I've never understood why people keep fish as pets. They're neat to look at, I guess... meh, it's not for me. All that upkeep.

Cheers, welcome to the forum. We've got a few other parents here, including me! I'm not much of a thrash fan but I love old school death metal. I'll check out your tunes in a bit.

My diet today... eh. We had some chicken sausage and a bit of stollen for breakfast. I've been cutting back sugar, and I shared an almond croissant with my kid this afternoon and thought I was gonna have a heart attack. Now I'm making us some chicken gyoza. I've also had some beef jerky throughout the day.

Re: What kind of pets do you have? They're the worst, they devour their mates right after doing the nasty.

Re: What kind of pets do you have?

Re: What Are You Listening To? Up with a friend, drinking, actually... so kinda. We always wind up reaching for the old-school stuff after our first six pack. Oh, memories... I'm losing them left and right...