Hang on, from "After the fight we're going to duke it out in the parking lot to see who's the toughest" I thought you were fighting each other. Did that seem too difficult and you set your sights on cracking the skulls on some random parking lot people instead?
I'm a lover not a fighter.
Shopping over the weekend saw several beers added to the fridge/kitchen, Chimay, La Trappe, Brooklyn Oktoberfest, some Bock etc. Also a copy of Orlando Figes "A People's Tragedy - The Russian Revolution" which will take me years to read.