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I have a hog justice room containing a vicious, randy hog in a ginger wig. I put people in the need of instant justice in there and then lock the door. My emotional squirrel then sweeps up the mess. Who in or outside of metal world would you put in my my hog justice room and why?

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You.
:lol: Look, we've had plenty of discussions about who we hate. May as well start talking about who we like. Which reminds me, I should start an Amorphis thread.
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I have a hog justice room containing a vicious, randy hog in a ginger wig. I put people in the need of instant justice in there and then lock the door. My emotional squirrel then sweeps up the mess. Who in or outside of metal world would you put in my my hog justice room and why?
Ha Ha!!! Classic!!! You must be British to come out with that fucked up humour-brilliant mate!!!! For the record, British Olympic legend Sebastian Coe needs locked up in there. Fuckin' toffee nosed snobby arrogant wee Tory shite. Lining his pockets while seats lie empty at the Olympics. Prick.
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Seb Coe definitely goes in' date=' along with David Cameron, he can give Margaret Thatcher a piggie back into the room -[u'] she might get lost on the way. Yup guilty as charged with being British.
Ha Ha!! Superb!! :lol: The old bastard that she is. Back to metal, surely Axle fuckin Rose needs locked in that room. Apparently at his recent Glasgow show the local hired roadies/security were told the day before not to bother turning up until 11pm-and they have to turn up 2 hours before the show is due to end. So Rose had his late showing all planned out the day before. Prick-send him in to meet the randy pig!
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The douchebags in Manowar
When placed alongside The Dartkness, it's difficult to tell who's the joke band... Trying SO hard to be the purest of metal (or purest of anything, really) is the same as politics-the farther you go to the far left, the closer you get to the far right. Trying to be the ultimate pure metal band and making a stand against 'false metal' makes Mnowar look like The Darkness-a fake metal band if ever there was one! I could accept Manowar if they wrote good songs. They don't.
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Axl Rose is a cousin of my hog - Axl is the original pig in a ginger wig. After asking my hog, he is more than happy to punish Axl and he won't be turning up late to this show down. The emotional squirrel really loves sweet child o'mine, but even he wants the fat axl fucked up - and this squirrel is a sensitive soul. True metal or not, Manowar will not stay standing when they hear the battle hymn, as my hog goes to war - Hail to the Hog. Justin looks like he's already been in the Hog room

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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? I'm gonnae get slagged for this but another contender to be Hog-whipped is Cathedral. I saw them once and they were awful, but that Mathew Hopkins video/song is up there with Manowar for Cheesiest Metal Of All Time. They seem to have been a cult band, but I honestly thought that video was a parody of metal. Hoggie: time to get some blood into it mate!

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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Cathedral have released some of the best doom and stoner metal albums in history. Their image can be interpreted as cheesy, but it's out of sheer love for all things 70's as opposed to some fucking hipster pandering like you see with every retro band around these days.

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Cathedral have released some of the best doom and stoner metal albums in history. Their image can be interpreted as cheesy' date=' but it's out of sheer love for all things 70's as opposed to some fucking hipster pandering like you see with every retro band around these days.[/quote'] I see, but that Mathew Hopkins video is just awful! Rhyming the word 'general' with 'hell' made me think they couldn't possibly be serious, it's so bad. Maybe it was just a bad day at the office for them...
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Nah' date=' that's from one of their better albums. They just did a shit load of drugs and rocked the fuck out and had a great time, I don't see why that's silly.[/quote'] The song isn't that bad, I admit, and there's a great riff in the middle if I remember right, but the first time I saw it I thought it was a piss take. The fact it was on the same show as a Manowar video didn't help. But, ever the open minded, recommend me an album and I'll check it out, see if time's been any kinder to them!
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? I don't feel Lee Dorrian and crew deserve punishment in the Hog Justice room. Fair enough if not your cup of tea, but no punishment. Also went on holiday and forgot to feed the hog - he is now just a bit smelly dead pig and won't be dealing justice to anyone. The only vicious and randy animals at the Randy and Vicious Pet Shop is a horrible hamster, a grumpy guinea pig, and a cruel cat . Not fit animals to control the Justice room, I'm holding out for Murderous Mad Monkey. I will lock those in need of punishment in the Justice Room until a suitable mad animal is obtained. The Hog is dead, long live the justice room

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Here's one of my favorite Cathedral songs, a great balance between their early monolithic heaviness and a bit of the fun rockish stoner/groove they would later embody: zjiday3gBrc
Sorry guys, that don't tickle my pickle. Especially the vocals, the always seem to tail away as if the singer can't think of a melody to finish with. I knew I'd get slaughtered for diss-ing them!
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