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I don't have doubts about you' date=' it's just my mum probably won't like it and i don't blame her. I'll Plead her for them! Hahaha! I would really love them.[/quote'] Dave-rock n roll's all about rebelling against your folks!
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The monkey is feeling angry - he's in a god damn frenzy - he's seen Simon Cowell on TV and is literally going ape shit. He is stabbing and thrusting into the air. Think I know who is next in the Justice room. My monkey will give SC some of his X Factor.

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The monkey is feeling angry - he's in a god damn frenzy - he's seen Simon Cowell on TV and is literally going ape shit. He is stabbing and thrusting into the air. Think I know who is next in the Justice room. My monkey will give SC some of his X Factor.
what about one erection and stink 182?
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what about one erection and stink 182?
Dave, if I'm being honest, I'd rather Blink 182 were in that room getting shagged useless by the monkey than Simon Cowell. SC is our enemy: we know it, he knows it. Blink 182 claim to be 'one of us' i.e. a serious rock band. They're not. They're pricks. I think Blink are far more dangerous than Simon Cowell. Give the Monkey some Viagra and let him do his worst. And Simon Cowell can sit in the corner watching with his cock in his hand....
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The monkey has space in his diary to do them all - his diary is really interesting to read, he also puts in reflections on how he feels about his work. How would you want one direction and blink 182 dealt with? The monkey has recently purchased a chain saw and a piece of wood with nails in it. He could therefore either slice and dice or tenderise. His current favourite is a brick - the things that monkey can do with a brick is amazing - I'm really proud how he's developing. He's really took to the Justice Room, given he was just a homicidal thug previously, he's becoming quite organised and creative in his work. All Hail the Murderous Mad Monkey

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The monkey has space in his diary to do them all - his diary is really interesting to read' date=' he also puts in reflections on how he feels about his work. [b']How would you want one direction and blink 182 dealt with? The monkey has recently purchased a chain saw and a piece of wood with nails in it. He could therefore either slice and dice or tenderise. His current favourite is a brick - the things that monkey can do with a brick is amazing - I'm really proud how he's developing. He's really took to the Justice Room, given he was just a homicidal thug previously, he's becoming quite organised and creative in his work. All Hail the Murderous Mad Monkey
Bend them over, naked obviously. Them get the monkey to stick his hand up their arse, rummage about, grab a hold of something, and pull it out. If the monkey has long, dirty fingernails, then all the better.
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The monkey has glued razor blades to his fingers - they might need a plaster after he's finished - cheeky little monkey. I'm thinking a getting the monkey a demented pet to help him in his work punishing the dark forces which stand against all that is metal, any suggestions? Preferably smaller than a monkey as I'm a bit tight on money after the purchase of Marty the Mad Murderous Monkey.

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The monkey has glued razor blades to his fingers - they might need a plaster after he's finished - cheeky little monkey. I'm thinking a getting the monkey a demented pet to help him in his work punishing the dark forces which stand against all that is metal, any suggestions? Preferably smaller than a monkey as I'm a bit tight on money after the purchase of Marty the Mad Murderous Monkey.
What about a homicidal hamster, a temperamental terepin or a ferret? Hamsters could take bites out of the victims and store the body tissue in their cheeks, regurgitating it later to freak them out even further. Terepins can give a very nasty nip. Ideal for soft body parts like scrotums and knob-heads. And ferrets are vicious wee swines that stink of piss.
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What about a homicidal hamster, a temperamental terepin or a ferret? Hamsters could take bites out of the victims and store the body tissue in their cheeks, regurgitating it later to freak them out even further. Terepins can give a very nasty nip. Ideal for soft body parts like scrotums and knob-heads. And ferrets are vicious wee swines that stink of piss.
Gus666 you might be as sick as me. I'm favouring the homicidal hamster, though due to a traumatic incident as a child, I may hit it with a brick if it steps out of line a tries to bite me - [flashback] "mummy the hamster is eating me, agghhhh, help,[scream]", "help him, there is so much blood", "[screams]" Anyone who looks like a hamster is going into the hog justice room - fuck 'em all
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Gus666 you might be as sick as me. I'm favouring the homicidal hamster, though due to a traumatic incident as a child, I may hit it with a brick if it steps out of line a tries to bite me - [flashback] "mummy the hamster is eating me, agghhhh, help,[scream]", "help him, there is so much blood", "[screams]" Anyone who looks like a hamster is going into the hog justice room - fuck 'em all
You've no idea what those words mean to me-coming from the master himself, its such an honour...
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Gus 666 with shite bullets (made from the victims own shite) and a regurgitating flesh hamster, it easy to see you have a creative sick soul. The emotional squirrel is leading in fred dunst (the squirrel is wearing his cap and laughing his head off) he fucking hates limped cocked dunst. The hamster is already chewing off his nose. Marty is going to town on his limp cock - there is so much blood - he's squeezing dunst around the waist so he does not lose blood pressure and faint. Here's a first the squirrel is going to take the killing blow - the only thing keep dunst brain in now is his cap. Man that was fucked up. Those creature really know how to deliver swift justice - Judge Dredd of the animal kingdom

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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Metal101! I kneel before you (fnarr-fnarr, yuk-yuk, oo-err missus)! Do you think there's room in The Room for all those fannies who buy Kerrang! magazine? Glasgow Central station is polutted with the cunts on a Saturday afternoon. They 'hang around' trying to look cool and holding hand-written signs which read 'Free Hugs'. They all hug each other as if they're greeting their natural mother for the first time. And the haircuts!?!?! an affront to anyone in the 'hard rock' community. Ponces that look like girls; girls that look like ponces; stupid big fringes and trousers that hang just on their skinny fuckin hips. And of course eyeliner. Fuckin masses of it. Trying to look like the 'dissafected youth'. And everything's 'like, cool' And they all listen to the fuckin worst music in the world. Yes, worse than reggae. Bands full of whiny fuckin Yanks from affluent backgrounds, all wearing those oh-so-geeky glasses. With the fake growling and the whiny fuckin choruses. Oh, and surrounded by beautiful teenage babes, naturally. I could procure a train (big fucker-9 carriages). Hold a huge sign up saying 'Free Hugs Express-stopping at all stations to Huggsville' and when the cunts got on it, lock the doors and pull the blinds on the windows down. Then we let the Monkey and his little friend the squirrel on and close the doors.... All aboard!!!! :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Been away sorting my life out- but that was a damn fine rant gus666. Mighty fine. It's fired the mad monkey into a homicidal rage, he's slashing and burning anyone reading kerrang. The monkey is too much in a chaotic rage - I'm even scared of him. At this rate Kerrang won't have a readership and they'll have to become a proper metal magazine - I'm sure they used to be many years ago. Long live the monkey...there is so much blood, that poor squirrel has got its work cut out cleaning up.

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Been away sorting my life out- but that was a damn fine rant gus666. Mighty fine. It's fired the mad monkey into a homicidal rage' date=' he's slashing and burning anyone reading kerrang. The monkey is too much in a chaotic rage - I'm even scared of him. At this rate Kerrang won't have a readership and they'll have to become a proper metal magazine - I'm sure they used to be many years ago. Long live the monkey...there is so much blood, that poor squirrel has got its work cut out cleaning up.[/quote'] My missus watches that Kerang! channel and that Scuzz channel-they're worse than the fuckin mag! I remember when Kerrang! was born-an off shoot from Sounds newspaper, devoted to metal/hard rock, and had Angus on the front. The first edition had the poll of greatest metal album or song (can't remember which) but it was either Rainbow Rising or Whole Lotta Rosie that won it. Now? it would be Paramore, Avril Lavigne or some other whiny shite. Black days for mainstream metal indeed.... Metal101-Do you breed monkeys and squirrels, and do you do mail order? If you do, can you get them started and send me 5 packets of each when ready? I think I'm gonna need them....
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