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  1. Re: What's on your mind? fuck***************would be nice
  2. Re: 5 word thread! naked women and chocolate sauce
  3. Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Been away sorting my life out- but that was a damn fine rant gus666. Mighty fine. It's fired the mad monkey into a homicidal rage, he's slashing and burning anyone reading kerrang. The monkey is too much in a chaotic rage - I'm even scared of him. At this rate Kerrang won't have a readership and they'll have to become a proper metal magazine - I'm sure they used to be many years ago. Long live the monkey...there is so much blood, that poor squirrel has got its work cut out cleaning up.
  4. Re: What Are You Listening To? Unblessing the Purity EP - Bloodbath Oh yeah - good way to start in the morning before work
  5. Re: Rate and Slate You should watch the UK TV programme "The Mighty Boosh" seasons 1 thru to 3. Funny fuckers.
  6. Re: 5 word thread! UK citizens evolving into amphibians
  7. Re: Rate and Slate My favourite way to do it is with hamsters glued to my hands (feels nice and soft), but they keep biting my fingers. Is there a better way to do it? Guinea pigs maybe? Rating: Cheese Slating: Fred Dunst
  8. Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Gus 666 with shite bullets (made from the victims own shite) and a regurgitating flesh hamster, it easy to see you have a creative sick soul. The emotional squirrel is leading in fred dunst (the squirrel is wearing his cap and laughing his head off) he fucking hates limped cocked dunst. The hamster is already chewing off his nose. Marty is going to town on his limp cock - there is so much blood - he's squeezing dunst around the waist so he does not lose blood pressure and faint. Here's a first the squirrel is going to take the killing blow - the only thing keep dunst brain in now is his cap. Man that was fucked up. Those creature really know how to deliver swift justice - Judge Dredd of the animal kingdom
  9. Re: Rate and Slate Rating - War Ensemble Slating - my fucking hands hurt Rating - fried eggs Slating - my fucking hands hurt
  10. Re: 5 word thread! UK keeps all the rain
  11. Re: Your favorite death metal bands? Thanks dude, just checked out Protector on youtube - guitars sound fucking awesome, the vocals are somewhat more of an acquired taste, not my cup of tea on first listen. Aware of Pentagram, but not listened to too much, I'd like them to beef up the base on some tracks. But groovy. Cheers
  12. Re: Your favorite death metal bands? Sure digging Doom by Reverend Bizzare at the moment. Also Phantom Antichrist by Kreator. Mix in a little slayer. Was enjoying sepultura's symptoms of the universe. Any recommendations? As beyond music, my evening is sucking quite badly, at this rate I may quickly end up single and not have a clue why. AGGGHHH. Starting to dig a bit of doom, but nothing too slow - my brain craves stimulation
  13. metal101

    Now...?

    Re: Now...? Watching rough and ready Warlord UK clip on youtube - watching these guys live is amazing. Need some decent recording equipment though
  14. Re: Your favorite death metal bands? Warlord UK - re emerged trying to get re established - great guys
  15. Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Gus666 you might be as sick as me. I'm favouring the homicidal hamster, though due to a traumatic incident as a child, I may hit it with a brick if it steps out of line a tries to bite me - [flashback] "mummy the hamster is eating me, agghhhh, help,[scream]", "help him, there is so much blood", "[screams]" Anyone who looks like a hamster is going into the hog justice room - fuck 'em all
  16. Re: Chaos - Thrash Metal band from India Sounding good check out Warlord UK - cracking live http://www.facebook.com/pages/Warlord-U ... 5937509093
  17. Re: Rate and Slate Rating - Warlord UK http://www.facebook.com/pages/Warlord-U ... 5937509093 Slating - Chips make you fat
  18. Re: What Are You Listening To? Maximum Carnage -Warlord UK. Honest working class death thrash - really good live - should be checking them out on 29th September http://www.facebook.com/pages/Warlord-U ... 5937509093
  19. metal101

    Now...?

    Re: Now...? Checking out warlord uk - straight death thrash http://www.facebook.com/pages/Warlord-U ... 5937509093 Deliberating random acts of violence
  20. Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The monkey has glued razor blades to his fingers - they might need a plaster after he's finished - cheeky little monkey. I'm thinking a getting the monkey a demented pet to help him in his work punishing the dark forces which stand against all that is metal, any suggestions? Preferably smaller than a monkey as I'm a bit tight on money after the purchase of Marty the Mad Murderous Monkey.
  21. Re: Rate and Slate Rating: Good day up until about an hour ago Slating: Being in trouble again and having another argument with my female companion (I am the 'Doctor') out of nowhere. Rating: Planning on watching Diary of the Dead Slating: The person I was going to watch it with is no longer speaking to me
  22. Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The monkey has space in his diary to do them all - his diary is really interesting to read, he also puts in reflections on how he feels about his work. How would you want one direction and blink 182 dealt with? The monkey has recently purchased a chain saw and a piece of wood with nails in it. He could therefore either slice and dice or tenderise. His current favourite is a brick - the things that monkey can do with a brick is amazing - I'm really proud how he's developing. He's really took to the Justice Room, given he was just a homicidal thug previously, he's becoming quite organised and creative in his work. All Hail the Murderous Mad Monkey
  23. Re: 5 word thread! The good book got burnt
  24. Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The monkey is feeling angry - he's in a god damn frenzy - he's seen Simon Cowell on TV and is literally going ape shit. He is stabbing and thrusting into the air. Think I know who is next in the Justice room. My monkey will give SC some of his X Factor.
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