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I don't feel Lee Dorrian and crew deserve punishment in the Hog Justice room. Fair enough if not your cup of tea, but no punishment. Also went on holiday and forgot to feed the hog - he is now just a bit smelly dead pig and won't be dealing justice to anyone. The only vicious and randy animals at the Randy and Vicious Pet Shop is a horrible hamster, a grumpy guinea pig, and a cruel cat . Not fit animals to control the Justice room, I'm holding out for Murderous Mad Monkey. I will lock those in need of punishment in the Justice Room until a suitable mad animal is obtained. The Hog is dead, long live the justice room
Monkey's are either funny or vicious. And their public masturbation displays are legendary. Please keep us informed, metal, with your quest for the most aggressive simian on the planet. :lol:
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? I'm on the look out for all violent animals - simian or otherwise. As I go back to work tomorrow, there are some work colleagues that could do with meeting a murderous monkey. Or perhaps their ideas could do with meeting a murderous monkey - kind of like the people - but man some people are wilfully myopic. Stupid fuckers.

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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Just start breeding flies... If all descendants of a pair of common houseflies lived, and same with their descendants and so on, within a year their mass would be greater than the mass of the earth. It doesn't get more vicious than total anihilation, does it?

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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Like the flies idea. But I'm more of an immediate gratification kind of guy -immediate all out violence and aggression - though that's why I'm going to fuck my life up and you'll rule the world. Though we should get back to who in metal should get the shit kicked out them by the vicious animal (once I've found a suitable replacement for my beloved hog in a ginger wig)

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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Sharon Osbourne is in, so is Axl, once the mad murderous monkey arrives I'll let him choose he beats over the head with big stiff dead rabbit first. Sharon will probably of killed Axl before the mad monkey arrives, she'll stab him in the back with a jewelled knife. Maybe not metal, but I'd like to put Steve Tyler in the justice room. My softer side loves some classic Aerosmith, but the guy is a joke and needs the big stiff dead rabbit shoved right up him. Then have a squirrel piss in his ear. Might seem a bit harsh, but it's the hog justice room, where animals take it to the extreme - not the pink fairy justice room

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Sharon Osbourne is in, so is Axl, once the mad murderous monkey arrives I'll let him choose he beats over the head with big stiff dead rabbit first. Sharon will probably of killed Axl before the mad monkey arrives, she'll stab him in the back with a jewelled knife. Maybe not metal, but I'd like to put Steve Tyler in the justice room. My softer side loves some classic Aerosmith, but the guy is a joke and needs the big stiff dead rabbit shoved right up him. Then have a squirrel piss in his ear. Might seem a bit harsh, but it's the hog justice room, where animals take it to the extreme - not the pink fairy justice room
That's not rough justice mate-that's sweet revenge. That frog-faced wanker needs the hog justice! A fuckin pretty boy poser, singing those bed-wetting ballads-jeezus! If the hog doesn't sort him out, shoot him with bullets of his own shite! :lol:
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The Mad Murderous Monkey came though the post yesterday - unfortunately for the postman. He's itching to get started - he comes equipped with a hammer, knife, whip, machete, screwdriver or jagged rock. How do you want Bieber punished? Let the forum decide and the monkey will deliver justice.

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The Mad Murderous Monkey came though the post yesterday - unfortunately for the postman. He's itching to get started - he comes equipped with a hammer' date=' knife, whip, machete, screwdriver or jagged rock. How do you want Bieber punished? Let the forum decide and the monkey will deliver justice.[/quote'] All of the above. And shite bullets as standby. Mind you, if the Monkey fails to deliver, I'd send him back and get a refund. Maybe you should give him a dress-rehearsal on George fuckin Michael? Poke the monkey repeatedly with a pointy stick just to make him extra angry.
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Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Shite bullets and a pointy stick - like it. But this monkey does not need poking he is bad ass - it's doing things to Bieber that are scarred onto my memory - I think I need therapy. I hate Bieber, but what that monkey did was sick. The emotional squirrel has got his eyes closed - that rodent is emotional damaged I'd like to put Jon Bon Jovi into the Hog Justice Room (soon to be renamed Monkey Mayhem and Murder Room) and also

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Shite bullets and a pointy stick - like it. But this monkey does not need poking he is bad ass - it's doing things to Bieber that are scarred onto my memory - I think I need therapy. I hate Bieber, but what that monkey did was sick. The emotional squirrel has got his eyes closed - that rodent is emotional damaged I'd like to put Jon Bon Jovi into the Hog Justice Room (soon to be renamed Monkey Mayhem and Murder Room) and also
Pass on my regards to that poor squirrel...
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Shite bullets and a pointy stick - like it. But this monkey does not need poking he is bad ass - it's doing things to Bieber that are scarred onto my memory - I think I need therapy. I hate Bieber, but what that monkey did was sick. The emotional squirrel has got his eyes closed - that rodent is emotional damaged I'd like to put Jon Bon Jovi into the Hog Justice Room (soon to be renamed Monkey Mayhem and Murder Room) and also
yes, yes YESSS!!!!!!! He's dead! MWAHAHA! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Man the hog justice room really brings out the best in people... it's heartwarming
metal101-you're madder than a packet of hamsters! :lol: If you're mad monkey needs to take a banana break, here's something you could try as a substitute torture (I have David Coverdale in mind for this one): Stick the cold end of a red-hot poker up his arse. Then watch, point and laugh as he burns his hands on the hot end trying to pull it out. Prick.
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