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Despite popular opinion, balls do not have lungs nor do they need to breathe.
I, for one, have welcomed back the trend of tight pants on guys. UNFFF.  One of the best things about about these 20 year old whipper snapper thrash metallers is the return of the bulge. 

In terms of pure cosmetics I think the power metal leather pants thing with big-ass boots can look cool (though obviously you wouldn't wear it on the street). Skinny jeans and tight slacks are sodding terrible though. Not only do they look stupid as hell (especially with loafers and no socks) but they're (at least to me) a visual shorthand for preps and everything I hate about them. It might be the tight cuffs that annoy me, though. Everybody in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure wears ridiculously tight pants but it looks OK in most cases.

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In terms of pure cosmetics I think the power metal leather pants thing with big-ass boots can look cool (though obviously you wouldn't wear it on the street). Skinny jeans and tight slacks are sodding terrible though. Not only do they look stupid as hell (especially with loafers and no socks) but they're (at least to me) a visual shorthand for preps and everything I hate about them. It might be the tight cuffs that annoy me, though. Everybody in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure wears ridiculously tight pants but it looks OK in most cases.

Is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure any good? I only know it from the weird beat em up game on the Dreamcast.
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Ah man, I hate that look. Nothing against tight pants in the right context, as my Ren Faire outfit would prove if I had pics, but the skinny jean thrash metal thing has always looked dumb to me. And as ATG says, they do indeed require proper ventilation.

If thrash metal isn't the right context for tight pants...then what is!?

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Is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure any good? I only know it from the weird beat em up game on the Dreamcast.

I think so. I've seen the reboot and it was pretty enjoyable. It's bloodier than you'd think and weird in unexpected ways, but as an amusing and fairly gripping adventure story it's good. If you like the shonen-type "gotta figure out what this seemingly invincible guy's weakness is" kinda fights it'll definitely scratch that itch.

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You call my furry exterior sexy and then drop that hotness on us? Clearly we have different preferences.

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The furrier the better. >:D 
Never have I had more enjoyable kissing than with an epicly-bearded dude.  It's sooo much nicer than being roughed up by stubble. I hope the 'beard trend' lasts a good long while. 

And I reckon you and I have similar pref's in the ladies at least. Your wife is pretty hot for that matter.

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But you made special reference to those 20 year olds. It's no use trying to cover up those predatory tendencies now. The cat is out of the bag and scratching up the furniture.

Won't lie. Young and inexperienced can be pretty enticing.  But once they open their mouths... -____-

And as for the thrash look, I'll compromise. We can bring back this look:
manowar.jpg

plot twist: I'm not even being sarcastic.

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The furrier the better. >:D
Never have I had more enjoyable kissing than with an epicly-bearded dude. It's sooo much nicer than being roughed up by stubble. I hope the 'beard trend' lasts a good long while.

And I reckon you and I have similar pref's in the ladies at least. Your wife is pretty hot for that matter.

It must taste even better with all the food that gets caught in them. That's when I know it's time for a trim lol.
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