People who you wish would return to the forum.

[Ghouly]

Phobophile. I brought that 2-shilling streetcorner ho-bag here and he didn't stick around.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Forgot all about your pal. Dude wasn't around long enough for anyone to get a good impression of him.

 

I am glad RaiCoss decided to make himself scarce though dude was seriously annoying and possibly racist.

[MacabreEternal]

Do you not know about RaiCross?  On a routine trip to rescue his near broken marriage last Christmas he flew to Los Angeles and agreed to pick her up from work after the Xmas party her Japanese bosses were throwing at a big building downtown.  Upon arrival Rai lost his shoes whilst meditating in the gents and before he could find them terrorists took over the building taking his wife and her co-workers hostage.  Local law enforcement proved ineffective and ill equipped in comparison to what Rai could do with his extensive knowledge of firearms, explosives and bar fights.  He picked the terrorists off one by one (their nationality or ethnic origin could not be confirmed though) and during a showdown with the leader of the group they both discussed their passion for base jumping and challenged each other to a "base off".  Using his powers of coercion Rai convinced the terrorist to make the first jump without a parachute making the evil doer wish he had suggested a game of chess instead as he plunged to his death.

Surprised Rai hasn't been back to tell us all about it. 

[FatherAlabaster]

Ah, I'd thought he was a drunk living by himself in a trailer on the beach after the murder of his wife, whose performance as a law enforcement officer had become increasingly risky and erratic, to the point where nobody was willing to work with him (hence his shit posts). Luckily, he got paired up with a stable family man, who reined in his worst excesses - until they both got sucked into an investigation involving a brutal, murderous drug ring that included one of the family man's war buddies, whose bosses found out he was trying to spill the beans and had him killed by gunmen in a helicopter. Rai chased down the beach after the helicopter, discharging round after round from his little 9mm, and then, unwilling to give up, jumped into the ocean and began swimming in the direction the helicopter had taken. He was never seen again; it's assumed that he drowned (hence his lack of recent activity).

Seriously though, we should let some of these sleeping dogs lie. Let's stay on topic, eh? I got a good vibe from Phobophile, also liked PitViper. There have been a few good eggs that didn't stick around for whatever reason.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Toddmc was another one from waaaaaay back. An Aussie and therefore top bloke who stopped posting the very first time MetalForum went down.

 

Speaking of Aussies where's SBird flown off to? Being the only Aussie on here is kind of lonely.

[GorboGorboze]

It is in shame that I now diciest from trying to sort any of you people out from one another. 

[FatherAlabaster]

Toddmc was another one from waaaaaay back. An Aussie and therefore top bloke who stopped posting the very first time MetalForum went down.

 

Speaking of Aussies where's SBird flown off to? Being the only Aussie on here is kind of lonely.

True Belief is apparently also a kangaroo-riding, wallaby-eating, dingo-baiting croc wrangler; he just has the grace to refrain from posting about the AFL. But yeah, Sammy has been a rare bird indeed.

[RelentlessOblivion]

AFL? What's that?

[FatherAlabaster]

That's always my first thought, and then all the memories flash into my head at once, unbidden. It's no way to live. 

[SBird94]

Speaking of the rare breed, i thought i might drop by

[RelentlessOblivion]

Just had to fly back from warmer climes hey

[SBird94]

Exactly

[RelentlessOblivion]

Bet your arms are tired

 

Ok that was REALLY lame

[SBird94]

hahaha bird jokes are never too lame my friend i have copped a FLOCKING lot over the years.

Edited October 19, 2015 by SBird94

[RelentlessOblivion]

Same with me and blind jokes though that's mostly my way of breaking the ice.

[FatherAlabaster]

Every time I go on a neo-folk kick, I wish Jordan would show back up. He was a good dude. Let's see if this thread's summoning powers work. 

[RelentlessOblivion]

Os Abysmi Val Daath we summon thee.

[BlutAusNerd]

Os Abysmi Val Daath we summon thee.

"Yeah, I'm here to stay this time. I always miss this place when I leave, so I won't be going again". Pfft. Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk

[RelentlessOblivion]

He's a reverse Midi

[FatherAlabaster]

Nah, seems more like a real Midi these days.

[RelentlessOblivion]

At least this time our Belgian buddy actually want's to get on here...

[MacabreEternal]

Yeah, HellKell seemed like a good dude. Would be cool to see more of Avaline. I also miss JBaker, despite his godawful taste in music.  

Briefest of catch ups with JBaker today on FB and he is hoping to stop by here again soon.

[RelentlessOblivion]

I'd just like to see all of our original members come back. Apoc, Akuji, Shadow, MetalMaiden, McBeaverage, Zyggie, what happened to those guys and gals I wonder?

[BlutAusNerd]

I don't remember their names, but the guy that started the 1001 metal albums thread and that BtBaM fan would be good to have back. Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk

[FatherAlabaster]

Batlord, yeah, he seemed alright. The other guy was a nice kid as well.