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Re: Band Names My friends and I have always called the band Job For a Cowboy "Blowjob For a Cowboy", which is something my wife always heard when she was present and we were talking about them. One day, we saw a guy in a Job For a Cowboy shirt and she turned to me and said, "His shirt is weird, it's Blowjob For a Cowboy, isn't it?" That was sort of a tangent, but was linked to my agreement that many of the worst band names are already taken.

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Righto! We've already got a Band Names thread, but that was one specific guy asking for potential names for his band. Of course NTNR blew that train right off the rails with his shenanigans, and because it was so funny I and several other people followed along. So, here's a thread designed to cultivate the mad creativity of the forum in general. Try to come up with comedic band names. I'll start: Rectal Pathogen Thee Goat ov Khaos Dragonballs

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Re: Band Names My parents are both hopeless when it somes to band names, they can almost never remember any of them... :D They also forget which ones they like; my dad asks me every time I put on Sabaton which band it is and then says he likes it but he can never remember that it's Sabaton. I've just started a Silly Band Names thread in the Forum Games Section.

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Re: Silly Band Names Five Finger Butt Plug Trivial Blowjobs for Cowboys As I Lay Crying Bring Me My Verizion Shadows Waffle (also Waffles Fall) Avenge My Fat-folds Lamb of Fraud Fagtera Spammage Flan More to come! :shock:

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I don't think they're hit or miss. I'm amused by all.
Spam of God might work better. 'Fraud' doesn't rhyme with 'God'. Admittedly, I don't understand Spammage Flan or Fagtoria.
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Spam of God might work better. 'Fraud' doesn't rhyme with 'God'. Admittedly, I don't understand Spammage Flan or Fagtoria.
Fraud rhymes with god. It works as a rhyme and as a fact because they're not Metal and they're fraudulently labeled as such. Also, pantera = fagtera
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Fraud rhymes with god. It works as a rhyme and as a fact because they're not Metal and they're fraudulently labeled as such. Also, pantera = fagtera
How 'bout Blandtera? Fraud only rhymes with God if you're pronouncing fraud incorrectly. Pogostick Cavalry Mosquito Feast Bum Fart Poo
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How 'bout Blandtera? Fraud only rhymes with God if you're pronouncing fraud incorrectly.
Because it's not strong enough. They sound the same, you're just speaking improperly. I blame your addiction to cookie cutter Power Metal.
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