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hahaha' date=' oh dear, if that bitch Katie Price is one of the only people yoh remeber from England the wtf has happened to this world lol xD[/quote'] I remember her mainly because Russel Howard talks about her... Besides, I was picking people for the case I was trying to make. Rating - Getting new music Slating - still work. Darn finals.
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I've got loads. Visit my page on the site and look through the stuff I wrote that people have Horn'd Up. Horn'd Up. Hmm. ...that does sound like a horrible euphemism for anal intercourse, doesn't it? Rating - Nice pizza Slating - work to do.
I would say that my favorite euphemism to do with anal sex is this: when you're having vaginal sex, you pull out and ram it in her ass with no warning. It's called changing lanes without signaling.
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I would say that my favorite euphemism to do with anal sex is this: when you're having vaginal sex' date=' you pull out and ram it in her ass with no warning. It's called changing lanes without signaling.[/quote'] Too much setup, not enough payoff.
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Brian Griffin: "imagine a really tight parking space you don't think the car will fit in but then you take the mirrors off and squeeze it in there" Stewie Griffin: "well in that situation I think I'd prefer to be the parking space" Brian Griffin: "yeah that's what I thought" that's one that doesn't have a payoff

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Brian Griffin: "imagine a really tight parking space you don't think the car will fit in but then you take the mirrors off and squeeze it in there" Stewie Griffin: "well in that situation I think I'd prefer to be the parking space" Brian Griffin: "yeah that's what I thought" that's one that doesn't have a payoff
Yes, but that's because it's Family Guy. Roughly par for the course.
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I dunno Family Guy has actually been funny on several occassions' date=' South Park on the other hand was uproariously funny but has been on a downward slope for a while now[/quote'] Yeah, there was one on 50 Shades of Grey that was pretty weird.
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the hippie episode still makes me laugh...Slayer>1' date='000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hippies[/quote'] Well, each hippie is inherently worse than Slayer, so a large gathering of them doesn't tip the scales in their favor - it just makes things worse.
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I would say that my favorite euphemism to do with anal sex is this: when you're having vaginal sex' date=' you pull out and ram it in her ass with no warning. It's called changing lanes without signaling.[/quote'] Holy shit! I was telling a friend about that the other day. I remember when you and Kyle were telling about all that gross shit.
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Rating - getting stuff done Slating - more to do
I think the thing I'll like most about heaven if I end up there is having no obligations to anyone. Rating - Drottnar and Renascent, they're awesome. Slating - a fair bit of packing I've got to do tomorrow.
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