Unfortunately, your actions have no effect on whose hill it is, since Iceni got in there first. I become very frustrated by the inexplicable computer problems I've been having. In a fit of rage, I yank the hard drive out and smash it with a sledgehammer. Unbeknownst to me, your spirit is still in there at the time, innocently browsing through my porn collection. Your consciousness is scrambled by the strike, making you much nicer and less competitive (if somewhat stupid) and changing your username to Bovine Loser Lentils.
I mail my album backup to the mastering house. When it's pressed, I offer Iceni a physical copy in exchange for some studio space on the hill.