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My appetite is the reason I'm a fat bastard. I can walk 10ks around the farm some days but I like food too much to loose any dramatic amounts of weight. I know I should cut down on meal sizes but that's not going to happen while I'm such a good fucking cook!!

I must be one of the few people around who as never owned or used a console. I didn't even own an Atari in the 80's. My wife has had just about every PS and DS but the closest I've every had is some of the original Game And Watch (like Donkey Kong) and several of the smaller single screen Game and Watch's from early 80's. Although my dad did make a machine that had 250 versions of Pong which plugged into the black and white tv set in the very early 70's so I guess that's a console. I do have a Switch now days but I've always been a single player PC gamer

Viovod - Morgoth Tales

I actually don't know too many metal heads these days. Plenty of people like hard rock, some go as far as that Nu Metal shit but genuine metal heads I don't know that many.

Karabiner - Unbeaten

Yeah my mate is a mine worker $180K minimum per year. Buying bikes, boats that he rarely uses and pig shooting rigs is about all he does other than work and farming.

A mate of mine has an Indian of some kind. He was one of 20 people who ordered some special edition of the bike and was invited to the Sydney factory for all sorts of fan fare to celebrate the special bike. He paid a fortune for it, got a weekend in Sydney to pick it up, a tour of the factory and whatever else Indian have here in Australia, some sort of media attention and all sorts of Indian memorabilia. If I paid more attention to his ramblings about bikes I probably would know more about it but alas I've always turned off when he yabbers on.

My excuse is that I have been cooking for 40 years and had to get good or I would have starved. Gloryhammer - Return To The Kingdom Of Fife

Depending on the time of year I usually I do a honey glaze, an orange glaze, a maple glaze or a pine orange and maple glaze. But I am not a good sharer. I'll have ham sandwiches, ham and eggs, ham by itself and if the ham is getting close to it's used by date I'll cook it up with some tomatoes, pickled red onions, herbs, spices, eggs and Worcestershire sauce, all in the one pan, all mixed together with the egg cooked over the top. Messy as hell but beautiful

Well if someone else has the ability to shit on you from great heights then being able to shoot those nuggets from the sky with lightning isn't a terrible option.

Ham for Christmas had been a thing in my family since I was a kid and Mum always treated that ham like it was almost sacred, only to be touched when she said so. Dad and I used to sit up until midnight just to cut slabs off the ham, of course Mum knew it was happening and spent the next day complaining but never did anything about it. She always did one ham and one ham only. Now days I'll do a few hams throughout the year whenever the desire hits me. I do them with a variety of flavours but these days I don't have to sit up until midnight to get a chunk of it!

Nothing is off topic here! I made some muesli bars, so not really cooking. But I've also pre-cooked some chicken for a chicken spaghetti bake for tonight dinner. I'm also preparing a ham which is supposed to be for christmas but chances are it wont make it.

Providing you were the only one that could do it, taking a flying dump on people you don't like would be satisfying. If everyone could do it then most of us would never go outside!

I'm sure the myth has been busted as much as it's been proven these days but there has been studies done over the years that do claim red cars get bombed more often than other colours. Of course if you park under a massive tree that birds nest in I'm fairly sure it wont make any difference what the colour is.

I've been cooking all morning and it's way to far from bed time to be thinking about sleep 😢 Inhuman Condition - Panic Prayer

Go fastie buttons on music could be good thing with some songs. YT videos can be sped up I wonder if the same can be done on bandcamp or spotify. Such a button could increase the fan base of some bands, while still keeping the original fans happy.

Go fastie buttons pretty much just add more fuel to the engine. In some cars it changes some of the engine parameters but it's really only there to make people think their toy car is closer to a sports car. Even my 4wd has that kind of switching from the gear stick and it's got the aerodynamics of a 3 tonne brick. Anyone who knows cars knows the only tried and tested way to make a car go faster is to paint it red. Of course the pay off there is that birds crap on red cars more than they do any other colour.

Should have run the tank over the Astra!

Actually it is quite funny how many prestige hot rods end up wrapped around lamp posts or trams stops in the city.

Wytch Hazel – IV Sacrament

Most Ferrari's are little more than a perceived penis extension anyway.

Elegant Weapons - Horns For A Halo

Most Uber eats and stuff I see here are in cars but the thing that really kills me is the Domino Pizza riders here. Not sure how they do it in other countries but here we have this people on little fucking mopeds, ringing the absolute neck out of the elastic band engine just to hit half the speed limit. But they've got these massive boxes on the back. Not just a box a foot high to fit a few pizzas in these fools have boxes nearly as high as the riders head. The bikes look so unstable going around the corner you just hope the damn things can stay on their wheels.

We never had any major issues with either gang. Know your ground, know your business and keep the fuck out of their business and we always got paid, feed and watered for the weekend. The problem is that the upper echelon don't get the enjoyment of a fart as the rest of us do.

Oh there's definitely judgement on bikes. We're not silly enough to judge those "spectacular tattooed fuckwits" that wear 1% badges...at least not where they can hear us because that would be fucking silly. But we do judge every other Harley rider based on whether on not they are going through a mid life crisis, end of life crisis, or too dumb to have a crisis.