AlSymerz

If Adelaide and South Australia would just stop sending us all this shitty rain I'd be happy. Honestly we get that you all want to be drips and have half your roads closed to flooding, but you don't have to share

Tau Cross - Messengers Of Deception

I stop myself feeling homesick for the old country by waving to it from the highway every time I head to the big smoke!

The Chats - High Risk Behaviour

Someone asked their kid how to Internet!

You want to be thankful he's too old to work out how to post an animated gif!

Awe c'mon that's not fair Deth's RIP is the most important album in the history of metal. Dave Shitstaine says so himself. And given that he originally credited himself with all the writing, arranging and producing, all while spending 6 weeks of the recording in rehab, there is no denying it's importance to the world!

None of us do. Some of us might claim we do but at the end of the day we're all just full of shit.

Well I have just the thing for you. I have a copy of R.I.P. where every instrument has it's own file. You'd be able to listen to your favourite artist, Mr. Shitstaine and the band play every instrument individually. NP: Cosmic Psychos - S/T

Ahem, yes you have, twice in the one post and you highlighted it. Three times in fact .You also dropped two bullshits, an asshole and an anus for the record

Mechanix - History Re-Rotten

Even more points if you can get a guy named Anonymous to sign it.

Corey has children? Fuck me! This is why I think there should be rules against who can and can't reproduce. Unfortunately for my kids they wouldn't exist if such rules were in place but beggers can't be choosers.

I was part of this metal forum once and told them how cool I thought Slipknot was and that they reinvented metal. The hate that spewed forth from the gatekeepers! They were bitter and old and grumpy. That was a real negative time in my life,

That was me in my more agile days!

Wrinkly? Low hanging nads? And you said you didn't watch my naked pole dancing video! I'm sure I'd remember if I ever once shit on an entire genre of such talented and expert musicians who play the most challenging and amazing music ever.

Or was I shitting on you? Or was I shitting on both BM and You? Or was I just being a dick for the fun of it? I haven't shit on Nu-Metal, but then Nu-Metal fans cry when their music gets picked on so it's not worth the pain.

WFT are you on about? No one shits on your fucking woeful black metal. Talk about over sensitive! Pink bits with green on them would be pretty gross.

For me alone in the truck was completely different to alone in the house, or in the shed. I can spend all day in the shed and not speak to another soul. I can spend an entire month without leaving the front gate and not feel anything. But in the truck I was never truly alone despite being the only one in the cabin. 10 hours of darkness with nothing but straight road, occasional headlights, kamikaze wildlife and the voices in the head can be entertaining, but not always.

I can agree in part. I don't mind the peace of being alone around this place, even the missus cutting back to casual hours has interrupted my daily peace, but I'm long over extended periods of peace. I spent more than enough hours, days, and weeks alone in the cabin of a truck when I was younger that I got over my own company for extended periods. But living with my missus isn't anything like what so many other blokes claim married life is like. My missus and I still like each other, we rarely argue, neither of us worries about shit like housework or the lack there of. Hardly a day goes by that one of us doesn't do something silly and make the other one laugh. But at the same time we also know when to walk away from each other so as not to get pissed off. NP : Dieth - To Hell And Back

When we were teenagers we had a crossing lady that would threaten to fine us for jaywalking next to the school crossing.

Not everyone has a map of Tassie these days. Some have patterns, some have landing strips, and some go Kojak. But you need to use your manners these days otherwise it's sexual ahrrassment

It's lucky he's a doctor, he'd know how to treat that, but like most blokes he probably can't find the clitoris.

I'm from Australia where hanging shit on BMW drivers is as normal a calling your best mate a cunt. Which connects to the joke... What is the next model of BMW released in Australia? The BMW Clitoris because every cunt's got one!