AlSymerz

For the same reason aliens only want to land in America.

Fury - The Lightning Dream

I'm not really crunching the numbers as much as watching everything. Since our government made unit pricing at supermarkets mandatory, (i.e. store must show price per 100g, price per kilo etc) we don't really have to number crunch because we can instantly see which like items are cheaper. Half the time I can't remember my name but I have a good memory for figures so when I see a figure at one store I usually remember what it was at another store. Forums in this country reflect your thoughts, Aldi Dark chocolate is good, but less so their standard range. I'm not really that much of a connoisseur so I can eat most chocolate, even dog chocolates :P, but I do agree that Aldi's standard range is cheap for a reason. Hmmm speaking of which I wonder where my wife has hidden the latest batch, I could do with some now.

Extinction A.D. - Culture Of Violence (released today)

There are better people here than me to classify music, all I know is that it's not something I'd listen to if I wanted metal.

Vicious Rumours - Towns Of Fire

Bitching Over Freddie's Frangers PUSS

Satan's Taint - Destruction Ritual

I would accept your pity but I believe you are being non-genuine with your offer.

Tantara - Based On Evil

Now that just pisses me off because I never meet interesting people when I'm out and about.

No, but I saw a drunk once stagger out of a pub and trip over a dog on a leesh. He wasn't hurt, but he looked up from the ground and said, "I like the pig!" The women said, "It's not a pig, it's a dog." The drunk replied. "I was talking to the fucking dog!"

I'm sure Easter chocolate is over priced. I was looking at some today in Aldi, so probably made in some third world country, and for a bag of small eggs (about half the size of a real chook egg) the bag was $1.60 per 100g. The same eggs in a smaller bag but labelled "Hunting Eggs" were $1.30 per 100g. While the actual Easter bunny, about 20-25cm tall, was only 80c per 100g. But if you compare that to our major supermarkets who tend to sell clearly labelled "Cadbury" products that aren't quite identical and the full (off promotion) price box of small eggs is $4.00 per 100g, while the bunny is $5.60 per 100g. Aldi is always cheaper and their quality and brands should be questioned, but the normal price for a block of Cadbury here is about $2.20 per 100 gram. Supposedly the same chocolate in Easter form is more than double that. There is no collusion in the chocolate industry!

Boobies On Nymphomaniac Explode BANG

To my ears that ain't metal, but good luck finding fans.

Sensationally Numbing Orgasm Buster FLOG

Well just to be clear I might respond to Fireman, but not Exlporer! Downe

Devin Townsend - Punky Brüster – Cooked on Phonics

Pat

The Bronx Casket Company - Bleed With Me

Tingling Arse Nerves Know WHAT

Some of the things he did in the 80's and 90's I think it would have been mandatory. I also think Chris Holmes might have been upset enough on a few occasions to utter such a description.

I will reserve my judgement until I've seen Chuck Schuldiner as a Texas Ranger

Schizophrenia - Voices

I think Blackie has been accused of being a bit of a c#nt from time to time too