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Candlemass - Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
 

Newstead - Heavy Metal Music

FIREWALKER - Firewalker
 

Ululatum Tollunt - Order of the Morningstars, war metal from Tennessee, 2016. Thanks @navybsn I had missed this one and it's killer.
 
Temple Nightside - Hecatomb, black/death Australia 2016
 
Temple Nightside - Pillars of Damnation 2020
 

The epicenter of the recent earthquake here in NJ was less than 10 miles from Benedict Donald's Bedminster golf club and burial ground. I'm choosing to take that as a sign from Jehoshaphat that the orange menace better watch his fucking ass.

Sabbat - History Of A Time To Come

So says the General, so it shall be...Today it shall be WAR
Ross Bay:
Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom
Blasphemy - Gods of War
Death Worship - Extermination Mass
Conqueror - War.Cult.Supremacy
 
Not Ross Bay, but just as fucking awesome, Diocletian (NZ) - Doom Cult
Revenge (Canada) - Strike.Smother.Dehumanize
Black Witchery (US) - Desecration of the Holy Kingdom
Black Witchery (US) - Upheaval of Satanic Might
Proclamation (Spain) - Messiah of Darkness and Impurity
Ululatum Tollunt (US) - Order of the Morningstars demo
 

So says the General, so it shall be...Today it shall be WAR
Ross Bay:
Blasphemy - Fallen Angel of Doom
Blasphemy - Gods of War
Death Worship - Extermination Mass
Conqueror - War.Cult.Supremacy
 
Not Ross Bay, but just as fucking awesome, Diocletian (NZ) - Doom Cult
Revenge (Canada) - Strike.Smother.Dehumanize
Black Witchery (US) - Desecration of the Holy Kingdom
Black Witchery (US) - Upheaval of Satanic Might
Proclamation (Spain) - Messiah of Darkness and Impurity
Ululatum Tollunt (US) - Order of the Morningstars demo
 

Coroner - Punishment for Decadence (1988)
 

Control Denied - The Fragile Art of Existence (1999)
 
Don't say that: I'm 27 too... * 2 😭

Strapping Young Lad - Heavy As A Real Heavy Thing

Obituary - Slowly We Rot

Occam? Doesn't sound like he's from around here. And you tell me they let him through with a razor?

The Looney tunes down here take everything as either 1) Jehovahfat is telling us all to repent and devote our lives to him (see the recent earthquake in NJ as said evidence), or 2) that it's the end of the world and the Rapture is imminent (see any predictable natural event outside the norm a la said eclipse). Both are interchangeable and or substitutable depending on who you're talking at. I think I've personally lived through 30+ Raptures and at least a dozen extinction events.

Yup. Hurts my feelings to not be included with the in group. And you identified option #3 - if you can't shoehorn something into #1 or 2, then it's a conspiracy/Democrats/ immigrants/poor people that are to blame. Occam be damned.

Oh, we've got another eclipse down here in the southern hemisphere next year, perhaps you can come down and do some survival courses for us.

Guess the world didn't end with the total eclipse. Either that or I wasn't in the group being Raptured. Too bad, I hadn't planned for dinner tonight and didn't really want to do any chores tonight.
Guess I'll have to wait for the next predicted extinction event to procrastinate.

Yelp Reviews Read By Real Farmers

Now I know you're taking the piss.
 
As far as eclipses go I think it was a one star event!
 

Totality was fucking amazing. I'm sorry I looked away from it even to get a shot on my phone, which can't do it justice, but there ya go:

 

Was that how it was marketed down there in the deep south bible thumping zone as an extinction event? Those whacked-out Christian fundamentalists can turn anything into a existential catastrophe. My son was all excited about this eclipse, his class had just finished learning about all the planets and stuff, his favorite is of course Uranus which he likes because it gives him an excuse to say 'your anus.' Ten year olds. I'd ordered us two pair of them eclipse glasses off Amazon, and his bus was set to get him home 10 minutes before the peak coverage. We weren't in the path of totality, we were supposed to get 85% coverage at 3:23pm. At 3:13 he came running up the stairs, threw his backpack down and grabbed his dark glasses but it turned out the cloud cover was such that we couldn't really even find the sun in the sky at 3:20 much less see any of the eclipse. There's $9 down the drain, I'll be dead before I'll have a chance to use those glasses for the next solar eclipse. For the next half hour he was pacing around exclaiming "What kind of fucking solar eclipse was that!? All I could see was clouds!!" I feel bad for the people who traveled long distances with their entire families to see this shit better and then it was too cloudy to see anything at all.

It ended and was reborn as Rahu was defeated and forced to vomit forth the sun, get your facts straight!

Brutal Truth - Need to Control (1994)
 

Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses (1992)