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Do album covers with pornographic images count?

Album/Band names that are in foreign languages?

Just thought I'd check before I posted anything. 

As long as you use common sense you should be fine. For example, we have a thread in the forum games section dedicated to the female form, but nothing overly sexual or pornographic in nature is posted. I also highly doubt the album/band name thing will cause any issues.

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so dont post racist sexist shit? so dont be a dick

You make it sound so easy. Some folks have gotten away with both, but fuck their lily white asses. Welcome to the forum, and please make an introduction of yourself in the introductions area if you are at all inclined to do so. mention something about your musical taste if you would, as that will be of general interest. 

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You make it sound so easy. Some folks have gotten away with both, but fuck their lily white asses. Welcome to the forum, and please make an introduction of yourself in the introductions area if you are at all inclined to do so. mention something about your musical taste if you would, as that will be of general interest. 

thanks, pleasure to meet you all and ROCK ON

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Which is why it's best to start out with an introduction thread about yourself, I notice you've since done that, and lurk a bit to see what sort of community you've engaged and whether it is one you'll enjoy being a part of. FA was technically correct in that such a broad thread given our varying tastes is redundant. Metal is a huge genre, sufficient in size to merit a plethora of sub-genres, so there is not possible way to effectively answer your question. Thereby making the thread redundant.


One last point - posting about issues in the "READ THE RULES" thread was another mistake. This thread merely lays out the rules by which our community is governed and was not intended for any other purpose. In future please direct complaints to either our site moderators (myself, FatherAlabaster, and BlutAusNerd) or our site admin DilatedMind thank you.

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