Jupiter Falls, Faces in the Sand Part 1

[W600AND66]

Less than 2 years after Jupiter Falls stunned an overwhelming number of hard rock fans with their (outstanding) critically acclaimed debut album, they're back to well and truly prove that what they created the first time round on 'Revolution', was in no way all they had to offer ... Find out why at http://fulldistortion.feralaxe.online/magazine/page/170216175958/album-review-jupiter-falls-faces-in-the-sand-part-1

[Requiem]

13 hours ago, W600AND66 said:

Less than 2 years after Jupiter Falls stunned an overwhelming number of hard rock fans with their (outstanding) critically acclaimed debut album, they're back to well and truly prove that what they created the first time round on 'Revolution', was in no way all they had to offer, but merely a taste of the musical brilliance they were capable of, and could guarantee to continue to produce ... Read the rest at http://fulldistortion.feralaxe.online/magazine/page/170216175958/album-review-jupiter-falls-faces-in-the-sand-part-1

The length of this epic single sentence media release, that isn't even finished yet and requires a link for readers to discover its end, stuns members of Metal Forum due to its critically acclaimed hyperbole and meaningless nonsensical tosh. 

[W600AND66]

2 hours ago, Requiem said:

and requires a link for readers to discover its end

So click the link and read the end.

[Requiem]

2 hours ago, W600AND66 said:

So click the link and read the end.

I think I got the gist of it from the first part. Good luck to you though. 

[W600AND66]

50 minutes ago, Requiem said:

I think I got the gist of it from the first part. Good luck to you though. 

See this is the exact problem with things today. People claim to want to know more about up and coming music, so so someone like me sets up a website that specifically promotes rock and metal music, by dealing directly with the artists and record companies, yet those same people on forums and social media refuse point blank to click on a link which takes them to the information.

[Requiem]

5 minutes ago, W600AND66 said:

See this is the exact problem with things today. People claim to want to know more about up and coming music, so so someone like me sets up a website that specifically promotes rock and metal music, by dealing directly with the artists and record companies, yet those same people on forums and social media refuse point blank to click on a link which takes them to the information.

There's no denying that it's a tough marketplace for musical promotion. I don't envy you.  

My comment was in response to your preposterous press release that was in the form of that Frankenstein's monster of an elongated, hyperbolic, sentence, which I see you have now wisely edited down. The full thing is still quoted in my initial post, of course. 

If you want my advice (and I'm sure you don't), just be a little more straight with your press releases. Fitting that many superlatives into a single sentence is just going to make people laugh and move on. It reads a lot better now that you've edited it. 

Best of luck bro. 

 

[W600AND66]

26 minutes ago, Requiem said:

just be a little more straight with your press releases

 

It's actually an album review that for some reason ended up in the wrong forum thread. I'm not primarily a reviews writer as most of my work is reporting on events or profiling bands and albums, but the band needed a review and I made the effort to listen to their material and let others know what it's about. Maybe it's not teh best I could have produced, but I figure that thanks to Social networks, it's gonna get a hell of a lot more "likes" than it will get actual "reads" - That's just the extremely unfortunate way that the internet has made things, not just for me as a writer / website owner, but the bands themselves, who are beginning to notice that even though 2000 people claim to like their album, ony 200 copies have been sold!!!