It's only boring if one lets it. Between bites I can sleep, read a book, star gaze (at night), contemplate my navel, the activities are endless. Although if one knows the places to go the time between bites is not enough to get bored. As for the smell, ya must be doing it wrong, it's no worse than spending a day in the cattle shed castrating young bulls.
Actually that's another feast I can provide if anyone wants it, bulls testicles on toast, you bring the toast