GratuitousTK
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I'm about half way through Matter by the late Iain M. Banks. Some of the smartest space opera ever put to paper.
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This thing is really starting to become uncomfortable.
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You are not a hipster if you like your coffee sweet. You are just a pussy. I suppose I am a pussy.
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Mercyful Fate- Melissa Going back to a classic.
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My god Mindy, does your depravity know no bounds?
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Drudkh- Forgotten Legends
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Dawn- Slaughtersun(Crown of the Triarchy) I am loving this melodic black metal stuff.
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Hug it out bros, and then lets get back to talkin tits and constipation!!!!
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FA you antagonized him a lil bit.... a lil bit. I erd tings. I erd tings.
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Its close cropped. I don't go full grizzly with mine. Trim it up every week. Fiance wouldn't probably want to make out with me much if I didn't. And I do like making out with futurewife.
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You promised tits, but I see no tits bruh.
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I'm bald and I have a beard so I don't know if I qualify as a hipster. I also don't wax my mustache so that's another strike against. Those Caramel Machiatto's are the fucking shit though man.
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Went and got a Caramel Machiatto today. Large and sweetened with artificial sweetener of course because I want to avoid diabetes. Maybe that will move the train a little. The pain in my knee is to the point where I probably don't need to take the Percocet anymore.
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My sister is an RN and she gave me this gentle laxative to get things moving, but shit not be moving.
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Speaking of constipated. This oxycodone I was prescribed for my knee, is really gumming up the works.
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Dissection- Storm of the Lights Bane. Really liking this particular brand of melo-black/death hybrid. Sad that Jon Nodtveidt had to take his life like he did. Was a talented musician and song writer.
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Bathory- Under the Sign of the Black Mark
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What ever gets you drinking the fastest.
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Well you Brits do love a spotted dick every now and again.
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You must forgive me, I've recently undergone surgery upon my right lower limb. Which is the reason for the ingestion of the opiates I spoke of earlier, and the disgraceful and tactless comments I have made of late. I must admit though good sir, your offer intrigues me. Piques me in the most lustful and amorous of fashions.
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10 Perfect Heavy Metal Songs To Listen To When You’re Angry
GratuitousTK replied to William Boyd's topic in General Chat
Do you even Metal bro? And I don't even listen to metal when I'm angry. I usually just put on Dark Side the Moon or something. -
I admire your curiosity, and I would also like to take you out for a nice seafood dinner. AND NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN!!!! Sorry the codeine is kicking in.
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Dominated my gaming experience for about a year when I was 16. Loved that series.
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I thought you liked the ladies Mindy? But yeah Peter Lindgren is a good lookin dude.