GratuitousTK

Gosh this thread does make for cheap laughs Yeah limbs blow up to resemble balloons from bee stings, I hive like a motherfucker from penicillin, and have anaphalactic reaction to asparagus which is fucking terrifying.

I've seen my sister turn blue and have her trachea close shut after someone painstakingly put chopped apples into a garden salad, and forget to mention it. Emergency room visits are awesome.

Going to a Fried Catfish festival in July. My hillbilly DNA has a built in a love of fried catfish and Bud Light that's hard to overcome with mere logic or concerns of health.

I'm guessing little of that foreign investment money is making its way into the Australian economy either. Which makes the thing so much worse I'd imagine.

I moved out of Mom and dads when I was 21. I was at the front end of the millennial generation, where there was a good amount shaming involved if you didn't have a good paying job, and could support yourself when you were that age. I'm glad my generation is ignoring that. Well its not like we have a choice. Employment opportunities are nowhere the level they were when my parents were that age, and getting married, having kids, and getting a mortgage before you are 25 is now seen as kind of a dumb thing to do.

Allergic to penicillin' date=' three allergies I have are penicillin, bee/wasp stings, and asparagus.[/quote'] I'm allergic to a dye found in certain colors of denim jeans. I hive up like a mother fucker if any part of my skin comes in contact with it. But at least I don't have a brush fire....in my pants.

Wildfire In My Pants Oh god it burns, it burns

Are you trying to say you have Chlamydia? Get this man some Penicillin ASAP!!!!!

Deicide- Deicide

Congratulations Chewie Minds I'm sure your mom will be fine, and you can always call the hospital as need be, I was getting like four calls a day when I was in for the surgery to fix my face last year

What is wrong with your eyesight exactly RO? Are you partially blind?

Yeah on second thought, I was thinking that if you just found out today she probably couldn't be that far along. Congrats though.

My almost wife and I are already talking about having kids. I'm thirty and she's 28, and were not getting any younger I guess.

Thanks dude. Didn't want to post this yesterday because we just confirmed with an ultrasound today, but we have another on the way! Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Tapatalk

Can you tell if its a boy or girl yet?

My mom is in the hospital with gallstones. Apparently she will have surgery tomorrow to have it taken out. Times like these I do not like living far from home.

I spent a day and night in a hospital about a month back when my mom had to have fusion surgery on her back. She was in pretty bad shape, they were giving her morphine tablets like candy her pain was so bad. I don't know how she lived with it for so long before she decided to have the surgery. And anyway hospitals suck.

At the Gates- Terminal Spirit Disease

Not a fan of that post metal singer songwriter crap either. Let the starbucks metal heads have it.

At the Gates- The Red in the Sky is Ours

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are, all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head....in my pants

How do you feel about that one now?

Its my favorite out of those big three albums Darkthrone released in the 90's. Probably because out of the three(Blaze, Under a Funeral Moon, Trans. Hunger) it has the highest production values and quite a bit more melody mixed in.

Darkthrone- A Blaze in the Northern Sky.

I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...in my pants.

Morbid Angel- Alters of Madness

Immolation- Close to a World Below

I've been drinking Negra Medelo's all weekend. Best mass produced Pilsner Lager on the market in my book.

I guess its not a pilsner technically, but still great.

I've been drinking Negra Medelo's all weekend. Best mass produced Pilsner Lager on the market in my book.

I get off in my pants.

Seems messy.

I wish you well. It took me until my late twenties to figure my shit out, but you appear to want figure yours out while your still quite young. It a pretty tough road to hoe. Expect a lot of false starts and backslides.