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Re: Who do you really, really hate... You can if you want, but I'm gonnae slaughter ye! Why a joke is funny is like asking a 14 year old why he has a wank to the 56 year old dinner lady. There's no point reasoning about it!! Have you ever seen the Monty Pythin sketch where Eric Idol runs up to policeman John Cleese and says "Officer-I've been mugged". Cleese asks him if he recognised the person (no, he didn't), or if he can describe the culprit (he couldn't). When Cleese says he can't help him, a stoney silence breaks out between the two. Only to be broken by Idol asking: "Do you want to go back to my place?". Cleese replies: "Alright then". It's not worth analising madness/comedy genius like that. Just accept it!!

Re: Who do you really, really hate... Ha ha! I know these cunts! I worked with a guy who couldn't put a nut in a monkey's mouth-whenever you had a technical discussion with him and he was losing the argument he'd resort to being aggressive. One day I told him I'd follow him home and stab him!! My boss's wife worked next to this guys wife in a supermarket and said she was exactly the same-all aggression and nae brains! I know some folks on here think it's not healthy to focus on the hate, but I disagree-it makes me feel much better!! Here's another-British music festival coverage on the TV. Fuck me! What a bunch of self important wankers! Isle of Wight is on just now with Zoe fuckin Ball. Sitting in their wellies, making out they're 'wasted, man' all the time. It's these bastards who claim to like AC/DC and Motorhead (etc) but who wanted nothing to do with them when they were at their peak. Cunts the lot of them (TV and radio folk, not AC/DC, Motorhead etc).

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Re: Who do you really, really hate... Sounds like the debate about types of football forgot to take one thing into account-the fans seem to be the same the world over, whether it's Aussie rules, American or 'soccer'!! And as for exams? Totally agree. On the same theme, here's a similar one- Beard stroking intellectuals. The kind of fud that tries to analyze everything and come up with reasons why things are. There was a team of 'experts' at a university in Scotland a year back who were studying why a joke is funny! Aye! Seriously! Getting public money to wank over a non-subject like that! Knob-ends.

Re: Who do you really, really hate... Right! Some more 'hates' but this time non-metal. Anyone replying, can you give reasons for your venom? It makes it much more interesting! U2-Self righteous smug shits. That prick Bono was on the telly this week trying to claim credit for what's happening in Burma. Wank. The Clash-Well, Joe 'Urban Terrorist' Strummer to be honest. A phoney of the highest order. Wealthy, son of an government diplomat, he went busking in the London Underground once, just to prove what a 'working class hero' he was. The Smiths-Another fanny of a singer. Morrissey-the ultimate bed wetter. Bernie Taupin-The guy who writes Elton John's lyrics. He once got an entire edition of art-fart programme 'The South Bank Show' dedicated to him. Some of his lyrics include-"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, In fact it's cold as hell, And there's no one there to raise them if you did.." and "And I would have liked to have known you, But I was just a kid, Your candle burned out long before, Your legend ever did. Apparently he wrote the words for the Wiggles too... Lenny Kravtz-So plastic, if he sat close to the fireplace he'd melt. James Brown & Soul Music in general- Easy listening for the lazy. What did it give us? Disco, that's what. And as for 'Godfather' James? A wife beating old bastard who sung about his women as if he was an old romantic. And he never turned up for his shows on time. Way to treat the fans, Jamesy boy! Skrewdriver and the other White Power shite-Only good thing to say about them is nobody gives them any credit. But they always claim to be skinheads. Eh, the whole skinhead movement culture came from black ska/reggae/rude boy musicians. Can't be a skinhead and a racist, boneheads! Sting-See references to U2, Morrissey etc. Annie Lennox-Ditto. Hippies-Not the '60s ones so much, but the modern day Eco warrior ones. And the moral vegetarians that think they're better than the rest of us because they don't eat meat. Neither did Hitler... Hardcore 'kids'-I like hardcore music, but those fannies that follow it can really get up ma hooter. The uniform: baseball cap, baggy shorts, tattoos, trainers and back packs (what the hell's in them! It's like going to a gig with a suitcase!). Plus they all think they're American. And there's that macho 'we're hard' shite that seems to permeate the air. Phewwww!!! That's me done! Anyone care to add to the bile?

Re: Who do you really, really hate... What the bloody hell is soccer? It's football-always has been, always will be. The 1st. Any others are derivatives of football. Invented by us Jocks on the battlefield of Bannockburn in 1314, when two clans kicked the severed head of an Englishmen around. It was a dour struggle, with midfields heavily on top, both teams looking nervous as the occassion obviously got to them....

Re: 20 Reasons I'll never See "Rock of Ages" Sorry Fe_XX, if you use the word 'comedian' in the vicinity of the name 'Brand' again I'll have to phone the comedy police. He really is an arse of the highest order, and as funny as a burning orphanage. In a world of despots, terrorists and evil swines, it's a measure of how much a twat he is that I would like to see him, rather than any other human being on this planet, hung up by the balls with a salty rope. As for metal at sporting events, my mate heard Motorhead's Damage Case being played at the Carling Cup Final at Wembley this year. And my (rather crappy) team, Ayr United come out to United by Priest and If The Kids Are United by Sham 69. Tend to agree with Murph, I'm hearing more and more of AC/DC these days, especially Back In Black. As I was saying earlier; funny how it's taken 'society' over 30 years to acknowledge that album! Coz nobody played it when it first came out!

Re: Who do you really, really hate... Of course it doesn't matter what you look like-I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek. But I did mean the bands, really, rather than the fans. There's obviously a fashion thing associated with any scene, and I just don't like some bands trying to look like smart-arsed university types. Just my opinion (grumpy old man, eh?). And if you ever met me you'd probably not know I was into metal, more like an old skinhead! Back to the OP; Guns & Roses are another lot and seem to be widely hated on this forum too. Mind you, the more I hear of Slash being interviewed on TV/radio, the less I want him dead. He seems like a decent guy. That Axle Rose, mind you; he should be shot with bullets of his own shite. And that fanny that sings with the Darkness? If I was stuck in a lift with him, Tony Blair and I had a gun with 2 bullets left, I'd shoot that Darkness fudd twice.

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Re: 20 Reasons I'll never See "Rock of Ages" Exactly-not just Hollywood, but the worldwide media, basically. Take bands like Motorhead and AC/DC-at the peak of their 'golden' era they couldn't get fair reviews for the classic albums. They got slaughtered. But now you get AC/DC tshirts in high street stores! Don't give them a penny.

The Mrs was watching some MTV channel and Aerosmith were on it. Will somebody PLEASE set fire to that prick who sings with them? How can rock/metal fans slag off disco/dance posers when they like that fanny? He's got more women's clothes ON him than my wife OWNS. And as for that bun of a daughter of his, have you seen that twee, phoney hair advert she does on the telly? What a fuckin bed-wetter she is!!! Phoneys=I hate them more than anything. I blame Van Halen for that shite; all hair and image and more teeth than a dentist's dustbin. Cunts. Here's more- Blink 182- Nneed set fire to. U2- Urghh! Multi millionaires lecturing us about morals?? Fuck off. Whitesnake (well, David Cover-version to be honest). That puff checks his hair when he answers the phone. Def Leppard-Seriously? Has any serious rock fan heard 'Let's Get Rocked'? More embarrassing than catching your parents shagging. Manowar-Does ANYONE take that shite seriously? The Darkness- See above. Zodiac Mindwarp- the only manufactured act that wasn't manufactured. Or successful. Who's you most hated rockers/metallers?

Re: LYRICS Well, you lucky, lucky lot-I promised you some inspirational punk lyurics, so here you go (you've got to remember that punk bands aren't the most intellectual or smart-arsed of 'artists', so give them the crtedit where it;s due: I kiss your lips softly, as I un-do your dress My hand reaches down to gently caress, But there's something there that I didn't expect, It's hot and fleshy and it's getting erect! Is this some kinda joke, you're really a bloke (bloke bloke-you're really a bloke) Peter & The Test Tube Babies-Transvestite I don't like your company I won't work in your factory I'm just a geezer who likes a beer so get your boat-race outta here! Hardskin-OI! Not Jobs. He's a fucked-up man in a fucked-up life Two dirty kids and an ugly wife Standard clothes and standard car Respectable, that's what you are The only time he;s having fun Is when he's up his neighbour's bum.... AntiNowhere League-We Will Not Remember You I don't like trendy cunts who pose Gonna punch you in the Nose Stick my Marten in your crotch Don't like you, you're too much The 4 Skins-Evil I'll be the ticket if you're my collector I've charge the fare if you're my inspector I'll be the luggage if you'll be the porter I'll be the parcel if you'll be my sorter The Damned-Love Song Whilst metal lyrics inspire me the most about music, the (real) punk bands influence my day-to-day thinking more than anything. They see through the bullshit, politics and politicians like no other and, more than anything, describe life in the UK streets better than any other 'artist'. Plus they make me laugh!!!!!

Re: CRAP ALBUMS THAT YOU LIKE You're gonnae slaughter me now-but a 'crap' album I like now is Holy Diver. You might wonder why I say crap-but when it came out it was very, very cheesey. Plus, at the time, RJ Dio was a figure of ridicule. Yep, may seem starnge, bur he was castigated for his spell in Sabbath (despite recording their, arguably, best metal album H&H). Sabs fans in the UK hated him (and that's an observation from a non-Sab fan). Not being influenced by that crap, (I always loved RJD) I couldn't wait for his first solo lp, but at the time, thought it was cheesey '80s metal (which I hated). Glad to admit I was wrong, albeit 30 years late!! But someone will still have to explain the lyrics to 'Rainbow in the Dark' to me.....

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Re: LYRICS What amazes me (being a simple chap) is that some Euro bands write better lyrics in English than some English speaking bands! I like Amon Amarth's storytelling lyrics, and, in the same vain, Turasis write good, entertaining lyrics.

Re: BARONESS-ANY GOOD? Listened to the free CD track today and, yes, it is very similar to Mastadon. Not out-and-out metal (compared to some bands) but I was impressed with what I heard. Think I'll by the album. Not because Terrorizer are praising it, but cause it sounds very promising. Blut-I agree, the mag can back some dross but I subscribe to it coz it keeps me in touch with what's happening. But I cringe at all the crap that pollutes it, especially all the 'metal cliches' like 'old school', 'cool' and generally them writing like they're Americans.

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Re: BARONESS-ANY GOOD? Terrorizer are building them up a lot right now. They've got a track on the free CD this month, so when I hear it I'll be able to answer my own post! I'll post my opinion later...

Re: BARONESS-ANY GOOD? One at a time... Cunts.

Listening to Judas Priest it strikes me that metal brings out the best in some folks' lyrics. Take Rob Halford (no, not literally, unless you like that sort of thing). IMO his finest hour was Painkiller-utterly amazing lyrics, all about mythical characters and situations, but 100% metal and FUN. But I feel that on Nostradamus his lyrics became rather dull, mainly because (I feel) it wasn't a full-blown 100% Halford subject. As a result he used cliches for rhyming purposes ('do not forsake me', for example) which he wouldn't normally use. My favourite lyricists are Neil Peart (Rush), Lemmy, Bon Scott, BOC, Phil Lynott, Slayer, Halford (obviously), Dee Snider (Twisted Sister). Non-metal includes Peter & The Test Tube Babies, Biohazard, Conflict, Hard Skin, The Oppressed, Sloppy Seconds. Worst/most disappointing are Dave Mustaine, Mastadon, Iron Maiden, Nevermore, Ensiferum. Discuss/agree/disagree/argue. Some great punk lyrics to follow....

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After the announcement that they'll headline Bloodstock, there has been a lot of moaning and general disdain from some metal fans. Now, I'm not asking if you like them or not, but why is there seems to be a bit of an anti Machine Head agenda from some quarters? It's not as if it's Linkin bloody Park or embarrassing cringers Manowar; I could understand that. Just wondering as I'm genuinely confused