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  3. Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In?

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    Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Been away sorting my life out- but that was a damn fine rant gus666. Mighty fine. It's fired the mad monkey into a homicidal rage, he's slashing and burning anyone reading kerrang. The monkey is too much in a chaotic rage - I'm even scared of him. At this rate Kerrang won't have a readership and they'll have to become a proper metal magazine - I'm sure they used to be many years ago. Long live the monkey...there is so much blood, that poor squirrel has got its work cut out cleaning up.

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  7. Rate and Slate

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    Re: Rate and Slate

    Quit wanking then, or learn to do it properly. When you do it right your hands won't hurt. ;)
    My favourite way to do it is with hamsters glued to my hands (feels nice and soft), but they keep biting my fingers. Is there a better way to do it? Guinea pigs maybe? Rating: Cheese Slating: Fred Dunst
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  8. Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In?

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    Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? Gus 666 with shite bullets (made from the victims own shite) and a regurgitating flesh hamster, it easy to see you have a creative sick soul. The emotional squirrel is leading in fred dunst (the squirrel is wearing his cap and laughing his head off) he fucking hates limped cocked dunst. The hamster is already chewing off his nose. Marty is going to town on his limp cock - there is so much blood - he's squeezing dunst around the waist so he does not lose blood pressure and faint. Here's a first the squirrel is going to take the killing blow - the only thing keep dunst brain in now is his cap. Man that was fucked up. Those creature really know how to deliver swift justice - Judge Dredd of the animal kingdom

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  11. Your favorite death metal bands?

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    Re: Your favorite death metal bands? Thanks dude, just checked out Protector on youtube - guitars sound fucking awesome, the vocals are somewhat more of an acquired taste, not my cup of tea on first listen. Aware of Pentagram, but not listened to too much, I'd like them to beef up the base on some tracks. But groovy. Cheers

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  12. Your favorite death metal bands?

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    Re: Your favorite death metal bands? Sure digging Doom by Reverend Bizzare at the moment. Also Phantom Antichrist by Kreator. Mix in a little slayer. Was enjoying sepultura's symptoms of the universe. Any recommendations? As beyond music, my evening is sucking quite badly, at this rate I may quickly end up single and not have a clue why. AGGGHHH. Starting to dig a bit of doom, but nothing too slow - my brain craves stimulation

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  16. Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In?

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    Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In?

    What about a homicidal hamster, a temperamental terepin or a ferret? Hamsters could take bites out of the victims and store the body tissue in their cheeks, regurgitating it later to freak them out even further. Terepins can give a very nasty nip. Ideal for soft body parts like scrotums and knob-heads. And ferrets are vicious wee swines that stink of piss.
    Gus666 you might be as sick as me. I'm favouring the homicidal hamster, though due to a traumatic incident as a child, I may hit it with a brick if it steps out of line a tries to bite me - [flashback] "mummy the hamster is eating me, agghhhh, help,[scream]", "help him, there is so much blood", "[screams]" Anyone who looks like a hamster is going into the hog justice room - fuck 'em all
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  21. Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In?

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    Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The monkey has glued razor blades to his fingers - they might need a plaster after he's finished - cheeky little monkey. I'm thinking a getting the monkey a demented pet to help him in his work punishing the dark forces which stand against all that is metal, any suggestions? Preferably smaller than a monkey as I'm a bit tight on money after the purchase of Marty the Mad Murderous Monkey.

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  22. Rate and Slate

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    Re: Rate and Slate Rating: Good day up until about an hour ago Slating: Being in trouble again and having another argument with my female companion (I am the 'Doctor') out of nowhere. Rating: Planning on watching Diary of the Dead Slating: The person I was going to watch it with is no longer speaking to me

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  23. Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In?

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    Re: Hog Justice Room - Who Would You Lock In? The monkey has space in his diary to do them all - his diary is really interesting to read, he also puts in reflections on how he feels about his work. How would you want one direction and blink 182 dealt with? The monkey has recently purchased a chain saw and a piece of wood with nails in it. He could therefore either slice and dice or tenderise. His current favourite is a brick - the things that monkey can do with a brick is amazing - I'm really proud how he's developing. He's really took to the Justice Room, given he was just a homicidal thug previously, he's becoming quite organised and creative in his work. All Hail the Murderous Mad Monkey

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