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Happens a lot more when I'm with my kid. I don't really mind - I don't like when people interrupt whatever I'm doing' date=' but I also think it's better to have real human interaction than to be glued to a device. I don't like turn-by-turn navigation, either. I'd rather look at a map and memorize my route.[/quote'] As a guy who runs a delivery company, I would also rather just get the address and/or look at a map than use a GPS. Also, I fucking HATE it when people try to give me directions, women are horrible at it, though many men are also terrible. Any time someone tries to give me a landmark to watch for, or give me some insignificant detail that doesn't pertain to my finding their location, I just want to punch them in the face. I get this all the time from customers when scheduling a delivery, people want to tell me what the best way to get there is, to which I want to say "we do this for a fucking living, I think we can find your house", but have to make nice on the phone and cuss them out for wasting my time as soon as I hang up. There are VERY few instances when the directions are actually needed, which is pretty much only when an address is incorrect, or is ambiguous/doesn't matter in rural areas. For instance, I spoke with a lady once who lived in rural Utah, and had 3 addresses, one with Altamont coordinates, one with Roosevelt coordinates, and another set of coordinates for another little one horse town that I can't remember the name of. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2
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As a guy who runs a delivery company, I would also rather just get the address and/or look at a map than use a GPS. Also, I fucking HATE it when people try to give me directions, women are horrible at it, though many men are also terrible. Any time someone tries to give me a landmark to watch for, or give me some insignificant detail that doesn't pertain to my finding their location, I just want to punch them in the face. I get this all the time from customers when scheduling a delivery, people want to tell me what the best way to get there is, to which I want to say "we do this for a fucking living, I think we can find your house", but have to make nice on the phone and cuss them out for wasting my time as soon as I hang up. There are VERY few instances when the directions are actually needed, which is pretty much only when an address is incorrect, or is ambiguous/doesn't matter in rural areas. For instance, I spoke with a lady once who lived in rural Utah, and had 3 addresses, one with Altamont coordinates, one with Roosevelt coordinates, and another set of coordinates for another little one horse town that I can't remember the name of. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2
I heard some classics living in NC, like "then you make a left where the old church used to be". Really helpful stuff. Everything is always in flux here in the city. I walk by buildings I used to live in, but they're different colors and what used to be a vacant lot next door is now slick new housing, or the deli on the corner completely remodeled. I tried to grab a donut at my favorite luncheonette, only to discover that the luncheonette, along with the entire building, was a hole in the ground. I think it's a bank now. Makes me distrust my memory.
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I heard some classics living in NC, like "then you make a left where the old church used to be". Really helpful stuff.
The same thing happens in NM. We have a restaurant in White Rock that changed name roughly three times so it was a bit tough giving directions using it as a landmark.
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Women can wear Dr. Martens too When I was in highschool in the 80s I went to Montreal to buy myself my very first pair of Docs 10 holes black boots. I went back to my smalltown by bus, proud of my boots. Halfway we stopped in a rest area (8 hours bus trip) and a friend of mine who was on another bus going to Montreal told me “Watch for yourself, Skinheads are waiting for you to beat you up at the shopping center because they don’t agree you got Dr. Martens boot…only men can wear them”. WHAT! I couldn’t believe it. There was NO fucking way I would submit to this stupid skins rule. So I arrived at the mall, went there with my best friend; a preppy girl. The skins were there, roughly 5 of them…don’t remember. I wanted to show them that I don’t have any rules, I can wear what I want, listen to what I want and hangout with whoever I want to. My punk friends didn’t stand behind me, but my HEAVY METAL friends did. I was proud of them, they were proud of me. I enjoyed hanging out with them and they didn’t care I was an Alternative-Punk girl, vice-versa. The skins left the town and didn’t say a fucking word.

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Some facts about me: I've lost about 10 kilograms since my accident, I'm having very disturbing nightmares about my accident, I've completely forgotten how to play anything I'd learned on my guitar...and now for the good news I am finally allowed to eat proper food again. Only so much soup, chilli con carne and pasta one can eat without getting bored.

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Some facts about me: I've lost about 10 kilograms since my accident' date=' I'm having very disturbing nightmares about my accident, I've completely forgotten how to play anything I'd learned on my guitar...and now for the good news I am finally allowed to eat proper food again. Only so much soup, chilli con carne and pasta one can eat without getting bored.[/quote'] Wow, dude. That really sucks. I hope you can fight through it, and hopefully get back on your bike and your guitar when you're ready. All joking aside, welcome back. I've missed you. Now, back to the regularly scheduled programme of sarcastic mudslinging and bullshit... :D
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My hair looked the best it's been in weeks this morning. Unfortunately I was running around outside a fair bit today for work so it didn't last, even though the weather was also better than it's been in a while.

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