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Murph I whould albums post 2000 

alabaster the reason I say hot chick smooching under the moonlight in a bikini  by the ocean  because during there a lot of people on the beach during daytime you got no private areas during the daytime plus there a a lot of kids on the beach  it's more romantic under the stars listening to sounds of waves crashing on the shore 

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whould you rather drive a Porsche 911 Or a Dodge demon 

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And who says you can't smooch someone in public? Unless you weren't just talking about smooching, you dirty-minded scoundrel you.

I don't know, Porsche I guess, I've never even sat in one and I suppose it would be cool to know what the interior looks like.

You are going to be executed. You get to choose how to die: jumping out of an airplane with no parachute, firing squad, or heroin overdose?

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59 minutes ago, FatherAlabaster said:

And who says you can't smooch someone in public? Unless you weren't just talking about smooching, you dirty-minded scoundrel you.

I don't know, Porsche I guess, I've never even sat in one and I suppose it would be cool to know what the interior looks like.

You are going to be executed. You get to choose how to die: jumping out of an airplane with no parachute, firing squad, or heroin overdose?

lol alabaster I was talking about smooching I'm being not dirty at all I whould kiss her in the public  she whould say not in time or the place  you know how women are they are like that at times  

On Murph topic I whould be coffee 

guitar one guys what whould rather play a Gibson les Paul or a ESP Jeff Hannamon signature  model

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5 minutes ago, FatherAlabaster said:

Christ, what a cheery thought... Could you be more specific? Getting burned alive would suck really hard, but I can think of a few things that I'd probably like less. 

Only one way to find out, I know, I know...

I do try :D no seriously twas a tad morbid..ok I'll revise..

Hot Air Balloon trip or Submarine trip..

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Ed Force 1, duh.

21 minutes ago, natassja7 said:

I do try :D no seriously twas a tad morbid..ok I'll revise..

Hot Air Balloon trip or Submarine trip..

No really, are we talking pressing? Half hanging and disembowelment? Impalement? Getting boiled? Eaten by rats? I lay awake at night thinking about this shit anyway. Honestly I'll just go ahead and say burning, at least I'd get to be outside, and I suppose the bad part would be over somewhat quickly.

Uh, say Star Trek is real. Would you rather be Kirk, Picard, Sisko, or Janeway?

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9 minutes ago, FatherAlabaster said:

Ed Force 1, duh.

No really, are we talking pressing? Half hanging and disembowelment? Impalement? Getting boiled? Eaten by rats? I lay awake at night thinking about this shit anyway. Honestly I'll just go ahead and say burning, at least I'd get to be outside, and I suppose the bad part would be over somewhat quickly.

Uh, say Star Trek is real. Would you rather be Kirk, Picard, Sisko, or Janeway?

Ahaha me to :D I do find it rather interesting though...I think anything but the Pear of Anguish..holy fuck..!!

Capt. Kirk

Barney Rubble or Fred Flintstone..lighten the mood :D 

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I don't know much about the A team. I'll go with Murdoch I guess. Is he alright? 

Also I had to lol at the suggestion that partying on Ed Force 1 was comparable to a Delta flight. Either Delta has come up in the world or Captain Bruce has clamped down on anti-social cabin activities. 

Would you rather go out for dinner tonight and have Japanese or French? 

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Dogs. Being skinned alive seems like it'd take a while and a pack of hungry dogs could potentially tear you apart in seconds. As long as they aren't lap dogs. But if anyone could manage to get eaten by a pack of yorkies or something, they'd probably deserve it.

Who would you rather be, Micheal Jackson or Stalin?

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I'd rather be Michael Jackson. I'd make a point of staying away from kids though... Also I wouldn't have to live in Russia.

I'd also like to die of a heroin overdose after making out with a chick at a beach that I drove to in a Porsche - just to cover a few more bases.

Would you rather be a sports star or a movie star?

 

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Chinese food. Asian cuisine is by far my favourite generally speaking and while I prefer other types of asian cuisine Chinese is pretty good.

 

Would you rather die by straddling a large rocket trying to fly across the English Channel and crashing or by trying to light a cigarette at a methane gas plant and causing an explosion?

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I'd rather deal with a tornado I guess because it's smaller and maybe there's more chance to go around it? I don't know where you came up with this one, Deathy. 

Would you rather be personal assistant to Varg Vikernes or Dani Filth? 

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Early 90s Immortal for sure. So much easier on every level. Find a forest/some mountains in winter and have the band stand out there in corpse paint, gurning. A few action shots, hopefully a witches hat, maybe a flaming torch, and you're good. Dealing with Joey DeMaio at a photo shoot where he wants the light to shine on his bicep 'just so', or he wants to see Ross the Boss in shorter wooly underpants, would be excruciating. 

Would you rather be an aristocrat in pre-Revolution France or Russia? 

 

 

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