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We've all heard albums so terrible we wanted to hurl midgets out the nearest window out of pure rage! These don't have to be albums you own either but they do have to be full albums, not just songs. :o List your most hated headache inducing mistakes below: For starters, I wish I'd never heard/purchased 'Dance of Death' by Iron Maiden. What an utter piece of shit! 'Covenant' by Morbid Angel would be next followed by their even shittier FFF. These phoned these turds in and if I'd never heard any of them I'd be a better person.

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Re: Albums you wish you could unhear. Here are some more! Anthrax - Spreading The Disease Blue Oyster Cult - Agents Of Fortune Blue Oyster Cult - Specters Blue Oyster Cult - Curse Of The Hidden Mirror Death - Scream Bloody Gore Deicide - Legion Faith No More - King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime GWAR - Carnival of Chaos GWAR - We Kill Everything Pantera - Cowboys from Hell Pantera - Great Southern Trendkill Rammstein - Rosenrot Rob Zombie - Hellbilly Deluxe

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Re: Albums you wish you could unhear. Esoteric-Subconscious dissolution into the continuum Catacombs-Into the depths of suckeh Manowar-Louder than Hell Malignancy-Intrauterine Cannibalism Angel Dissection-Necrogenesis Machines of Divinity and Dismemberment Artery Eruption-Reduced to a limbless sexslave In flames-Sounds of a playground failing Morbid Angel-I'll dive in a man's anus Devourment-Molesting the Decapitated Gorgoroth-Ad majorem Sathanas gloriam Human Mastication-Grotesque mastication of putrid innards Necrofaggots-Epitaph Origin-Antithesis Sargeist-Disciples of the heinous path Black Witchery-Upheaval of Satanic Might My dying bride-Like gods of the sun Abominable Putridity-In the end of human existence Six feet Under-Warpath Iron Maiden-Final Frontier St Vitus-Born too late Kreator-Coma of Souls Metallica-St. Anger Megadeth-Rust in Peace Exodus-Impact is imminent Death-The sound of perseverance Eyehategod-Confederacy of Ruined lives Hammerfail-Renegayd Slayer-World painted blood Obituary-Slowly we rot Darkthrone-Too old, too cold (any of their crust bullshit, the band died after Panzerfaust) Trivium-The Crusade Deicide-To hell with Deicide Job for a Cowboy-Genesis Abigail Williams-ALL Machine Head-The Blackening Nevermore-The Obsidian conspiracy Death Angel-Relentless retribution Watchtower-Energetic disassembly Spiral Architect-A skeptics universe Winds-The Imaginary direction of time Cryptopsy-The Unspoken king Sabaton-Coat of Arms Accept-Balls to the wall Dimmu Borgir-Abra Hadabra (Deathcult armageddon was good for symphonic deathcore, but everything afterwards sucked ass) Alestorm-Black sails at midnight Turisas-Battle Metal Opeth-Heritage Cattle Decapitation-To serve man and those are just a few

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Re: Albums you wish you could unhear. Blind Guardian - At The Edge Of Suck Cathedral - The Sucking Game Dark Tranquillity - We Are The Suck Grave Digger - Exsuckalibur Guns n Roses - Appetite for Suck Hammerfall - Renegayde Hammerfall - Chapter V: Unoriginal, Uninspired, Unlistenable Hammerfall - No Sacrifice, All Suck Helloween - Master of the Suck In Flames - Lunar Suck In Flames - Come Suck (that sounds wrong) Iron Maiden - Brave New Suck Iron Maiden - Final Suck Megadeth - So Far, So Good, So Suck Sentenced - Asuck Sentenced - The Suck Album Soilwork - Predators Suck Soilwork - Natural Born Suck Soilwork - Sucking the Drama Stratovarious - Visions (of suck) The Gathering - How to Measure a Suck

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Blind Guardian - At The Edge Of Suck Cathedral - The Sucking Game Dark Tranquillity - We Are The Suck Grave Digger - Exsuckalibur Guns n Roses - Appetite for Suck Hammerfall - Renegayde Hammerfall - Chapter V: Unoriginal, Uninspired, Unlistenable Hammerfall - No Sacrifice, All Suck Helloween - Master of the Suck In Flames - Lunar Suck In Flames - Come Suck (that sounds wrong) Iron Maiden - Brave New Suck Iron Maiden - Final Suck Megadeth - So Far, So Good, So Suck Sentenced - Asuck Sentenced - The Suck Album Soilwork - Predators Suck Soilwork - Natural Born Suck Soilwork - Sucking the Drama Stratovarious - Visions (of suck) The Gathering - How to Measure a Suck
That Hammerfall album really was terrible, how a band can call themselves anything even remotely metal when they take a line from a Bett Midler tune is beyond me.
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Rammstein - Rosenrot
I'm a big Rammstein fan and have to agree on this one, terrible album. Most anything my wife plays, she used to be into Metallica etc but these days it bloody pop shite. May have to trade her in but it's a bit difficult after 20 years. :lol:
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Re: Albums you wish you could unhear. Sabaton - Coat Of Arms Slayer - Christ Illusion Slayer - God Hates Us All Slayer - World Painted Blood Megadeth - RISK Megadeth - The System Has Failed Megadeth - Th1rt3eN (there are a couple of decent songs on there but it's mostly suck) Metallica - Load (of shit) Metallica - ReLoad (of shit) Metallica - S&M Metallica - St. Anger Nirvana - Nevermind Iron Maiden - Brave New World Iron Maiden - Dance Of Death Iron Maiden - No Prayer For The Dying Iron Maiden - Final Frontier Iron Maiden - X Factor Iron Maiden - Virtual XI Judas Priest - Turbo Iced Earth - Dystopia Guns N Roses - Appetite For Destruction every H.I.M album

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Sabaton - Coat Of Arms
That's one of my favorite Sabaton albums. No, scratch that. It's my favorite Sabaton album. :evil: I kinda wish I'd never heard No Sacrifice, No Victory, by HammerFall. It was just painful hearing my favorite traditional power metal band proceed to suck so badly.
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