How would you like to die?

[PixelKid]

Re: How would you like to die? Death by sex would be nice...honestly I wouldn't mind dying from old age surrounded by all my loved ones. I would also want to die while having sex and while we're doin it, the girl that i'd be oompfing with would stab me in the gut with a dagger cuz I'm an international member of a spy ring, and she found me out so she had to kill me. However, for her, right when she stabs me I'll ejaculate all over her face and shoot her in the tit. That's how I'd want to go.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Re: How would you like to die? I have several ways I could want to go, either dying during sex/because of sex, in an explosion, death by headbanging so hard my neck snaps or my brain disintegrates or something like that, or death by way of the Licker (a totally badass creature from Resident Evil) although that last one would really suck

[PixelKid]

Re: How would you like to die?

I have several ways I could want to go' date=' either dying during sex/because of sex, in an explosion, death by headbanging so hard my neck snaps or my brain disintegrates or something like that, or death by way of the Licker (a totally badass creature from Resident Evil) although that last one would really suck[/quote'] Why in the blazes would you want to be attacked by a Licker? Those things are fucking evil.....and not in a good way, either!

[forge]

Re: How would you like to die? At home, in my sleep. Boring.

[H34VYM3T4LD4V3]

How would you like to die? Drink myself to death with Lemmy \m/ and we'll have some birds with us aswell pole dancing, ahhh.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Re: How would you like to die?

becauuse they're just so freakin cool

[Iceni]

Re: How would you like to die?

Death by sex would be nice...

Seems a bit rude to the woman. Erectile dysfunction is one thing, but... dang.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Re: How would you like to die? not if it's like that episode of futurama where sex is the method of execution

[BlutAusNerd]

Re: How would you like to die? "Death by Snoo Snoo!" Lol, yeah, that was a good one. Definitely not my preferred method though.

[NTNR]

Re: How would you like to die? I love that episode. That's one of the manly ways to die.

[RelentlessOblivion]

Re: How would you like to die? one of the I think you mean, otherwise that's a fragmented sentence

[7YearsOfBlood]

Saving someones life with Amon Amarth playing in the background

[CannibalKreator666]

A giant beast with three heads and a massive axe bursts out of the ground in my city. The world realizes there has been mythological beasts all along and this one has awakened as this city has been built over it's resting place for millions of years. Now it has risen and threatens our existence. I charge at it with all the bravery i can summon, carrying two blacksmith crafted claymore swords and a shield upon my back, after a lengthy battle of my mostly dodging it's blows of destructive force, i finally climb him using my swords as grappling hooks, stabbing to him to reach further and further up where he cannot reach me. I reach his head and stab both swords into the crevice of his neck, he grabs me and throws me off and as i'm sailing through the air to my death waiting to anxiously below, i watch him fall to the ground. Defeated. \m/

[Esther]

First of all, I'm still having a hard time accepting that I'm gonna die someday.

A giant beast with three heads and a massive axe bursts out of the ground in my city. The world realizes there has been mythological beasts all along and this one has awakened as this city has been built over it's resting place for millions of years. Now it has risen and threatens our existence. I charge at it with all the bravery i can summon' date=' carrying two blacksmith crafted claymore swords and a shield upon my back, after a lengthy battle of my mostly dodging it's blows of destructive force, i finally climb him using my swords as grappling hooks, stabbing to him to reach further and further up where he cannot reach me. I reach his head and stab both swords into the crevice of his neck, he grabs me and throws me off and as i'm sailing through the air to my death waiting to anxiously below, i watch him fall to the ground. Defeated. \m/[/quote'] But obviously I have to, so this sounds like something most acceptable to me In a battle against evil, with friends by my side (like in some LOTR scenes ). It just has to be epic. (and with some great music!)

[H34VYM3T4LD4V3]

Re: How would you like to die?

First of all, I'm still having a hard time accepting that I'm gonna die someday. But obviously I have to, so this sounds like something most acceptable to me In a battle against evil, with friends by my side (like in some LOTR scenes ). It just has to be epic. (and with some great music!)

Im not sure what to expect XD hopefully not something stupid haha everybody has to face it and im sure we are a long way from it so why worry?

[CannibalKreator666]

Thing is you NEVER know when you really are going to die. Could literally die in 2 minutes. Important not to really focus on it too much, but i have hope that i'll go out in an epic, legendary way that will be known by many. A tale told by bards all across the globe in music and in poetry. Like the tale i just told haha (:

[Idlewilde]

not so sure but it should involve hallucinations!

[KremniushkA]

I want to die of laughter..))

[Metallisydän]

I've always had in mind, since I was 8, that I'd die at the age of 20 in a traffic accident... But, weh, right now I'd prefer to die a bit later, haha. (<= it won't be a long time until I turn 20, so let's hope that doesn't happen at all xD). But if I could choose... something quick, painless if possible. I guess it's the desirable thing, isn't it?

[Viking]

I want to die in battle so I can go to Valhalla!

[Spooks]

I am boring just give me a peaceful death in my sleep . I am surrounded by death most of the time working in care and can see the pain and suffering some go through Pretty shitty.