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Macabre's "What's wrong with this goregrind album cover?"

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Let's face it folks, the world is full of wrongs.  Global warming, massive wealth inequality, child poverty, racism, Katy Perry and Murder She Wrote being just a few of society's ills.  In this oppressive and challenging climate it is important we get to the very crux of the wrong and make it.............erm...................right!  Hence this latest addition to the Forum Games section where I (and others of course) will attempt to restore some equilibrium to the world by exposing the inadequacies and misrepresentation of goregrind album artwork.  (If any of you are affected by the issues raised in this thread please drink more).

Avulsed "Nullo (The Pleasure Of Self-mutilation)"

Nullo (The Pleasure of Self-mutilation) cover art

Priorities need to be questioned here obviously.  "Oh dear, I have the face of the victim of an acid attack with a small firework going off on my forehead and my neck has clearly seen better days."  Yet, luv, you have carelessly fallen on top of someone who is innocently stitching their wrist and appear to be paying no attention to the fact that your pet scorpion has escaped.  Also, you might want to invest in a nice mantlepiece to store your religious ornamentation on as the practicality of having them stored in your gut must make airline travel a real drag at best.


P.S put your tits away.



P.P.S Slut. 

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