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5 hours ago, jfk36 said:

Froregt predrinks, I think im predrunk. Also I am so proud that I managed to write that with no ccorrections. :D

 

Before you guys think I'm an alcoholic, this s actuallt a very rare occurence, I've just had two completely separate Christmas parties two nights in a row, this is definitely not normal behaviour.

What are you talking about, dude, you've been basically driving this thread for weeks. Welcome to the beginning of your long slide down into bitter, uncaring senescence.

 

Macabre and I will be happy to offer pointers.

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I havw no idea what that means, also wh7y do I always have the feeling I will regret this in the morning and/ro not remember in the moningn. Seriously, I just mde out with one of my professors an like half of my class. This is probably gonna be deleted in the morning, enjoy it while it lasts, I know I did, AAAYYYY, see whya I dod there... ygg I got a practical in only 6 hours time, I'm priovably still going to be drunk still, this was a bad idea oh dear why did o do this not a good idea. On the plus side i got to go they are making chickedn nuggets bye.

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1 minute ago, jfk36 said:

I havw no idea what that means, also wh7y do I always have the feeling I will regret this in the morning and/ro not remember in the moningn. Seriously, I just mde out with one of my professors an like half of my class. This is probably gonna be deleted in the morning, enjoy it while it lasts, I know I did, AAAYYYY, see whya I dod there... ygg I got a practical in only 6 hours time, I'm priovably still going to be drunk still, this was a bad idea oh dear why did o do this not a good idea. On the plus side i got to go they are making chickedn nuggets bye.

Deleted in the morning? Can't have that. Quoting for posterity.

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4 minutes ago, FatherAlabaster said:

Please remember to update this thread with any relevant thoughts or events as the night works its way on. :D

I just dropped the missus off in Liverpool for her works Xmas do!  Got hopelessly lost (with a sat nav to boot) and so had to go the supermarket on the way home and grab some Hop House 13 Lager.

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1 hour ago, MacabreEternal said:

I just dropped the missus off in Liverpool for her works Xmas do!  Got hopelessly lost (with a sat nav to boot) and so had to go the supermarket on the way home and grab some Hop House 13 Lager.

"Had to!" Naturally...

I'm on Almanac's "San Francisco" IPA after a couple glasses of wine over the course of the afternoon. Wouldn't do to be impaired while I'm with the young un, but I can get away with this... Right?

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|TIs easy to get awat with things, go fur it lad. Also I think I meay have scewed up, I mmvery sorry for my behaviour tonight, I may be a little more than tipsy. In other nwes , Nikki is a vrty strong christian, why domI always end up fallin for the cute strict religious ones, I mean she is stunning, dude, whys my spelling so bad, damm I really love her, what do I do???

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17 minutes ago, jfk36 said:

|TIs easy to get awat with things, go fur it lad. Also I think I meay have scewed up, I mmvery sorry for my behaviour tonight, I may be a little more than tipsy. In other nwes , Nikki is a vrty strong christian, why domI always end up fallin for the cute strict religious ones, I mean she is stunning, dude, whys my spelling so bad, damm I really love her, what do I do???

This right here, folks, is how you do college right.

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UNI UNI UNI!!!!!! B.R.A.C.K.< WE ARTE THE NRACK ARMY1!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Edit:

Okay, I should explain these are a couple of the chants you here on a regular basis here. The b.r.a.c.k. is short for Brackenhurst, the estate the campus is based on, and the brack army is the nickname for the students here (along with farmers and sheep shaggers).

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Wow.... just wow, I have no idea what happened last night, I just have a vague notion I should speak to Nikki about something. Also I woke up underneath a chair holding a tree branch, no idea why. This'll probably going to be my last post in this thread for a while, I won't really be going out drinking over the Christmas break. I hope you all enjoyed it while it lasted.

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Haha, thanks, I think I'm going to try and slow down a bit though next semester. This week has well and truly knocked me for six, and I've got reenactment society tomorrow, I'm going to be dead on my feet by the time I get picked up on Sunday.

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On 11/27/2016 at 6:32 AM, MacabreEternal said:

Pure fucking gold from Gorbo. He's winning this thread so far!

Just wait till I get my other account functioning and I get another bottle of evercealr. And more Anthrax...

Heh, you should see some of the shit that flies out of my keyboard on youtube!

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QAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCKING FUCK

CREEPING DEATH!!!

I fukcings love heavy metal, especcly metalica, and deainth... erm.. diamond head, and saxon, and magedehth andd....... EXOSDUS, and antrahsx, and saxon.. i mean slyar, and... fuckings FUCK fuc ufckfdufmfcufcmujcjnkvgsdn[ogd[ngdn[gdn[ba[dnbd gnssssssssssssssssssssss]

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