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Hey, I drank 3/4 a bottle of Italian Rose, 3 fruity hard seltzers, and a couple small glasses of rum. I’ e Really been on my game recently so that is not all that much, but a solid buzz non the less. I was at an anniversary party with friends. 

 

Today I was listen8ng to Manila Road and shingling the garage. I also listened to Holloween. Other stuff I don’t remember as well.

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On 7/14/2019 at 1:05 PM, GorboGorboze said:

Hey, I drank 3/4 a bottle of Italian Rose, 3 fruity hard seltzers, and a couple small glasses of rum. I’ e Really been on my game recently so that is not all that much, but a solid buzz non the less. I was at an anniversary party with friends. 

 

Today I was listen8ng to Manila Road and shingling the garage. I also listened to Holloween. Other stuff I don’t remember as well.

Your posts are always entertaining. Good stuff. 

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8 hours ago, Thrashman said:

I'm 39, which I'm pretty sure isn't young.

I’m 39 as well! Hail us all. 

Me drinking some beer. Me clever. 

7 hours ago, MacabreEternal said:

I am 4307 and find dying is overrated.

You would have seen some amazing things over the years. 

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2 minutes ago, Requiem said:

How would you open your beers then? 

Apparently these humans have specific gadgets for this.  My crooked teeth marks on the necks of young buxom wenches are testimony to how my beer opening tendencies have cramped my style.  Never having even been close to third place in the World Vampire Clean Biter Competition is a real low and the cause of much derision from my undead peers.  Fangy pricks!

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1 hour ago, MacabreEternal said:

Apparently these humans have specific gadgets for this.  My crooked teeth marks on the necks of young buxom wenches are testimony to how my beer opening tendencies have cramped my style.  Never having even been close to third place in the World Vampire Clean Biter Competition is a real low and the cause of much derision from my undead peers.  Fangy pricks!

Young buxom wenches are the best type of wench. 

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Hey.

 

I would not, per say, say that I was drunk, but, givens the drink I done drank, as it were, well tipsy I am to be sure. 

 

That fact not withstanding, I would like to say, from the rum as it were, with the zevia root beer mixer, it was  fun to hang out with friends tonight. I could have drunk a bunch more and still produced coherent posts for the post if you are drunk post lists.

 

I guess that is about the thing for. Me. I drank a bit, could have drunk aa whole lot more, but as they might say , you drink as might and might get drunk as you do, but for the amount that you manage to drink. Anyway, I’ll sto,short of apology for not being more drunk, I’m drunk enough to post here, and that is that.

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Drunk on a Monday and it wasn't even my fault! 

It was in this order: 

1. Being in the city

2. Black metal

3. Alcohol tastes good and deciding Tuesday will be a home day

4. Getting home and listening to more black metal and drinking more alcohol. 

5. Mgla. Forever and ever. Mgla. 

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@Requiem pretty sure I understood the word 'pint' correctly in the other post you mentioned me now.

5 hours ago, Requiem said:

deciding Tuesday will be a home day

I like you.

Edit:

It's evening now and I am drunk and a a little stoned. Feeling the essence a little more. What I mean by that is the will to grow. Going to meditate a little before a nighttime gym session. No one can take the will to grow from you. Hail.

 

(Getting edgy there)

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