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satan 59

The Beard thread.

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Mandom' date=' I like that. lol[/quote'] It sounds like a general term for male fans...kind of like 'brony'...as in: "The mandom reacted very well to the new Twilight book."

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It sounds like a general term for male fans...kind of like 'brony'...as in: "The mandom reacted very well to the new Twilight book."
Seriously, dude, "brony"? Ugh. Of course, we can't ignore the fact that many will grow beards in compensation for the fact they have no chest hair. :D Edit - I'd just like to add that men worthy of "mandom" would probably not react in any way to a new Twilight book, which is obviously for beardless sissies.
HellKell gave this Horns Up!

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Seriously' date=' dude, "brony"? Ugh.[/quote'] Blame society, not me.

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I have the chest hair as well as a blue beard. It attracts attention from the ladies regularly and worryingly 1 male, fucker wanted to touch it, rule 4 I think.

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Argument nr 8 just made my day :D
To be fair, I think the glasses and the pinched facial expression might have had something to do with that...

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I'm still yet to grow a beard, I will get there eventually. Then I can become part of the bearded crew.

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I once. Had a bread I shave it now too inchy
I gotta shave my neck, or it gets way too itchy. The rest of it doesn't bother me so much, though I usually don't have a mustache because it makes me feel old. I'll stick with what Iceni memorably referred to as a "cowcatcher": kishbeardsmall.jpg

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Re: The Beard thread.

I gotta shave my neck, or it gets way too itchy. The rest of it doesn't bother me so much, though I usually don't have a mustache because it makes me feel old. I'll stick with what Iceni memorably referred to as a "cowcatcher": kishbeardsmall.jpg
Reminds me of an Amish beard. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2

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Reminds me of an Amish beard. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2
I get that a lot... I need a straw hat and some overalls. Amish-themed black metal about goats. This could work.:D

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I'll stick with what Iceni memorably referred to as a "cowcatcher": kishbeardsmall.jpg
If that beard were made of bone National Geographic would claim that it was a growth used to fight other males for dominance.

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Hey alabaster you can cover Amish.paradise. From weird. Al yankvich
A Göat-themed black metal cover of a Weird Al parody of a Coolio song written around Stevie Wonder's music? Sounds like an irresistible opportunity.:D

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If that beard were made of bone National Geographic would claim that it was a growth used to fight other males for dominance.
You didn't see the article?

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Re: The Beard thread.

It sounds like a general term for male fans...kind of like 'brony'...as in: "The mandom reacted very well to the new Twilight book."
Oh god, why, why would you change the subject to such a monstrous nightmare as 'bronies' *shudder* Seems like I've missed a lot. XD

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Being able to grow a beard is a curse really. Sure it looks nice for a few months, but I'm lazy. I go from sophisticated lumberjack to homeless like nobodies business Sent from my LG-MS770 using Tapatalk

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Being able to grow a beard is a curse really. Sure it looks nice for a few months' date=' but I'm lazy. I go from sophisticated lumberjack to homeless like nobodies business[/quote'] Paul Bunyan was very bitter about the brevity of his short stint in the limelight.

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