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Hails from the depths of blackhearts, my brethren. I present vnto yov the blackest ov the Black... the grimmest ov the Grimm. Featvring world-renowned True Black Metal Artist Obesitor Magnus, and Æpefæce, the widely reviled international criminal, newly released from prison after being fovnd dead in a shack on Svalbard. The classic albvm Necronomie Ov Grimnitvde will be presented here, hatefvlly ripped from the blackest vinyl. Vpdates will be granted to the world at the sole discretion ov Anus themselves; I merely bear this gift vnto mankind. Weep as ye are torn limb from limb by this catastrophe, this absolvte disaster, this vtter abomination ov an albvm. ANUS OV YE GÖATLORD is: Æpefæce: Skinpovnding Obesitor Magnus: Gvtsshredding Borg: Pit ov Hell-cries Nurgotard: chants ov Goatsbane, flute, harp Thickhëad: poet ov torment and woe

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While the topic ov Anal Slavery may not completely jive with Thickhëad's exploration of the theme of glory in battle in the name ov Goatesblod, Anal Slavery as a daily phenomenon has been ov deep and abiding interest to the band since their inception. I am positive that Thickhëad's opvs, to be entitled "Ye Ass Phallovs Legions", will contain more than jvst a brief svrvey of this moving issve that tovches vs all. Of covrse, the fovnding members ov Æapfæce et Obesitor will have final say as to the proper Titles ov their Hymnes. Bvt "Romanian Anal Slave" covld work for everybody.

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Begone! You have used the word 'jive' and you know that word is forbidden in these halls.
Thov hast mistaken me. This vvlgar spelling ov the term "jive" covld be approximated best with Latinate orthography as "IIUE", pronovnced in yovr base Engelish similarly to the word "ewe", which, as tr00 scholars will recognize, is a verb derived from the Ælder Norveejun novn for "female sheep" - a verb rovghly meaning "to accept", "to soften", or "to weaken", much as wovld the lowly ewe weaken before the vnwavering assavlt ov the mighty Goat.
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This thread alone could be enough to entice NTNR's return
I actually considered sending him a PM with the entire anthology ov Anus Ov Ye Goatlord's journey from a satirical joke, a twinkle in the myopic eyes of a bespectacled greaseball, to a full-blown band.
"why worship the Goat when yov can get the Anus for free".
Get your BM for nothing and anus for free...
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