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Well' date=' I'm grimmm. Three m's. Top that, kvlty man.[/quote'] Yov can NEVER top this greatness. To claim that anything Obesitor has done matches his performance on this albvm is to show ignorance; to claim an vnderstanding ov lyrics when yov're actvally confvsing Old High Dvtch for Ancient Norveejun, accovnting for yovr vnforgivable misinterpretation ov lines 46-717, is to deserve death. The final death ov P0Z3rdom. Bleed yovr ears dry to the mastery of Æpeface on this classic track: DO63ulaRkVs
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Yov can NEVER top this greatness. To claim that anything Obesitor has done matches his performance on this albvm is to show ignorance; to claim an vnderstanding ov lyrics when yov're actvally confvsing Old High Dvtch for Ancient Norveejun, accovnting for yovr vnforgivable misinterpretation ov lines 46-717, is to deserve death. The final death ov P0Z3rdom. Bleed yovr ears dry to the mastery of Æpeface on this classic track: DO63ulaRkVs
This owns my grim and frostbitten soul!!!! >:[] I think you've branched off into a whole new subgenre, Father. I'm going to say this subgenre should be called "Full Retård Black Metaal" but you can abbreviate of course, to FRBM. So who's gonna do the Encyclopaedia Metallum entry for this one? LMFAO and crying tears of joy. No, make that tears of anguish.
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...actually, that was pretty good. :???: Bloody hell! :lol: Did you actually compose that song as a result of this discussion? Please, PLEASE tell me you have the lyrics available.
Obesitor was forced to write this opvs while chained in a pit with Æpeface's twin sister. (yes, I wrote and recorded it today, just for you... :D) The shrieks were forced from the blackness at the center of his heart, and were completely improvised. They are too grimm to print. (there are very few actual lyrics, aside from "blackmoon", "fullmoon", "sign of the goat", and "butthurt manchild".) One of the reasons he qvit the grovp in despair was becavse he knew he covld never top his performance... he now works at a Taco Bell in Virgilina. (should I do more? hmmm...)
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Why no palm muting at 3:20, u liar?

I would be proud to go Full RetÅrd. I think I'm not far off...
I will promise to go to a Black Harvest gig if just before the end of the set you play this song. "To the asshat in here tonight...with whom I trolled for one and a half pages, completely buggering the whole thread...and confusing the chuffing hell out of the guy who started it..."
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I will promise to go to a Black Harvest gig if just before the end of the set you play this song. "To the asshat in here tonight...with whom I trolled for one and a half pages' date=' completely buggering the whole thread...and confusing the chuffing hell out of the guy who started it..."[/quote'] Speaking of which, I hope the OP likes his new song...:D
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...actually, that was pretty good. :???: Bloody hell! :lol: Did you actually compose that song as a result of this discussion? Please, PLEASE tell me you have the lyrics available.
My thoughts exactly, it definitely has FA written all over it compositionally. And yes, that just took this ridiculous discussion into the realms of legend. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2
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My thoughts exactly, it definitely has FA written all over it compositionally. And yes, that just took this ridiculous discussion into the realms of legend.
I think we need to send this entire thread to NTNR, it'd be exactly his cup of tea given what little I know about his sense ov humor.
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My thoughts exactly, it definitely has FA written all over it compositionally. And yes, that just took this ridiculous discussion into the realms of legend. Sent from my HTC PH39100 using Tapatalk 2
If by FA you mean the Fæt Æsshole who wrote this masterpiece (in 1986), then yes, he smears a trail of slime behind him wherever he goes. I can take no credit for anything more than owning the only existent copy of the album, inscribed with a flint knife on a disc of dried yak skin - the most paleo album left to mankind.
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