King Of The Hill

[Syuurin]

Unfortunately, while all that was going on, some activist college students latched on to the "99.98%" remark and decided to start a new occupy protest because, hey, why not? Soon the hill is completely engulfed by twenty-somethings carrying "we are the 0.02%" signs and playing drums. Occupiers' hill.

[BlackFuckingMetal666]

An electromagnetic storm is created due to extreme coronal mass ejections causing major electrical shortages everywhere which in turn causes massive fires. Everyone and everything is completely engulfed in flames. After 2 weeks the fire is finally extinguished but all the remains is charred ash. Nature's hill.

[RelentlessOblivion]

I see a bleak, blackened, landscape and endeavor to keep it that way. This scenery provides the ideal backdrop for the doom metal festival I organise. The festival proves so successful I make it an annual event. Hill Of Doom's hill

[deathstorm]

The. Bunch of evil. Mercs. Decide to stop the doom. Claiming it was a death klok. Show. They stop the show for good after arresting all the bands Evil mercs hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

I politely request Nevertanezra to rehearse material for their new album in front of these mercenaries. This of course results in the formation of a black hole which sucks in the mercenaries. Hill Of Doom is saved and it's my hill again.

[deathstorm]

All of sudden you hear. Rumbling. Your. Hill of doom is transforming. Into a super volcano. As. Your hill explodes into a volcanic. Eruption. Volcanic ash plumbed. Into the air lava is flowing from the summit. Everyone dies As a newly form super volcano Super volcano of doom hill

[deathstorm]

A new hill has appeared. I quickly. Claim the hill as I put the American. Flag on it my hill

[deathstorm]

Still my hill yay as I put up a victory flag

[Midi]

Wild Midi has appeared! It used Confusion. Hill is now confused. My hill.

[deathstorm]

Hill is no longer confused as I kill you with a dragon dagger to the heart. As I reclaim the hill my hill

[Midi]

As I am not a dragon, I chase you running with my hill and make you trip over my feet. By doing so, you fall with your face in the mud, what a disgrace! The feeling of never again being worthy of my hill after such an embarrassment creeps into you, and you hand the hill over to me. Hill&Midi4eva

[deathstorm]

you see sky's turning black as dark clouds appear. Lighting. Crashing around. You. Thunder roaring Then all of sudden. Then off all of sudden. Rains turns into blood. Then all of sudden. I reappeared. With anger and rage. As I challenge you to mortal kombat as I become scorpion. As you and me fight for the hill I beat you. With a Fatailty you lifeless body has been thrown. Into. The ocean as I reclaim the hill my hill

[deathstorm]

Nobody is gonna take my hill away from me

[Midi]

I hire Nobody to steal your hill. Your hill is now mine, or is it...?

[deathstorm]

I hire a repo company. To repo the hill. From you. You. Tried. To fight. Them but they have you pinned. To the ground. As I reclaim the hill my hill

[Midi]

As your men have me pinned to the ground of my hill, I am virtually one with my hill and shall therefore not be denied the title of owner. Still my hill.

[deathstorm]

All of sudden. A witch appear. She cast a. Spell. Over your hill. As commands me as the new owner. Of your hill. Responds to my commAnd. As your hill turns in you and I accepts me as. The new owner of the hill my hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

Wielding the power of the one ring I cast a shadow across the land. You flee from this great evil as I take control of the hill and the surrounding land. The hill now lies at the heart of a black, dead, land. My hill in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie

[FatherAlabaster]

Realizing that this is the seventeen thousandth time you've pulled this Lord Of The Rings shtick, you eventually succumb to boredom and abdicate in despair. The One Ring meets its inevitable fate in the fires of Mount Doom, and I undertake a topsoil replenishment program as part of a larger environmental remediation strategy. The hill and surrounding areas are given over to beautiful gardens, parks, and arable land, worked and maintained by a society of farmers interested in ecologically responsible self-sufficiency. Our hill.

[deathstorm]

All of sudden in The Lord of the rings. Hill all of sudden. Big rig. Appears. Transforms into glavatron. He orders his fellow decepiticons to attack the hill they fire there lasers. The Lord of rings dies. As glavatron. Smiles at the defeat he. Claims the hill glavatrons hill

[RelentlessOblivion]

Robots are no match for the power of the ring. I cast the decepticons into the fires of Mount Doom and they melt into slag. My hill

[deathstorm]

Gollum steals your percious. He laughs at you. Calling you stupid. Fat hobbit as he uses the power of ring. To cast in to the abyss of doom. You can't leave as gollum. Claims the hill Gollums hill

[Dwarf from Beyond]

Fire and lava erupts from the hill, melting the ring and killing Gollum. As a dwarf i can withstand the heat and climb on top of the hill to claim it. My vulcano.

[deathstorm]

Realized this hill is getting. Very unstable. I use a gps. To find a new hill I summon my dragonzord. He arrives I jump on him. As we travel to the new hill. As we set up shop on new hill. My new hill

[Midi]

I finally finish the timing machine I had been working on for years. For the sake of peace, I use my time machine to transport you all to the hill, but every one to another generation. Every one's hill Every individual's hill Peace has been restored.