Shit I don't know what you're talking about Kamerat, but I was joking What's with the ants anyway?
Relentless my very young padawan, the old man had already eaten 340 sandwiches from his stash carried by his pack of camels, and was fat as a MF. The bible left that out.
Also, goats are known to have a much happier time in Hell than heaven, cuz they can do whatever they WANT there! They're limited to frolicking only in heaven. So you're doing them a favor when sacrificing them.
Additionally, you don't throw away the goat after the sacrifice, you EAT it with friends just like the Hindu!
Gah must I explain everything?