No, they will not help with the gardening. They will blow into town, snort up all the coke, trash a hotel room, play a mediocre set and then shtup some local in the tour bus before blowing town without regret. Oh for the life of a metal superstar! And me... I'll be doing yard work and Soccer Moming like I do weekends. But for those three hours when I've painted my nails black, purchases a fresh pack of cloves and put on my Gun's and Roses T, I will be able to touch that glory vicariously. When I say "touch that glory" I mean that figuratively mind you, it will not be I, the local on the tour bus.