Riverlioness

That's what I was thinking. Coincidentally

Those are some cool bands. \m/ \m/ Welcome

My neighbor is 80 years old, and half deaf.

KISS: Ten out of 24 studio albums I like. 10/24 = 47% of their material is worth a purchase. Motley Crue: Two out of nine albums; 2/9= 22% of their material is purchase worthy. KISS wins as my favorite. I'd agree neither is metal.

Hello Rob. Welcome.

Agnosticism.

Thank you, Heavy Metal Dave

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Hello Alec

skinless shape shifters eating the eyeballs out of everyone named Harold, Joe, John, and Kathy

Banned for starting a prayer chain on a Metal board.

Somehow the words "religious values" seem paradoxical.

It's all the chemicals...lol

It depends on what a person's smoking. If it gives me the urge to eat brownies, you can blow smoke in my face all day.

1. Heavy Metal rocks 2. Heavy Metal rocks 3. Heavy Metal rocks 4. Heavy Metal rocks 5. Heavy Metal rocks

Ah yes, Hail Cthulhu

I'm an anarchist. Lysander Spooner was right, all governments are full of sophisticated highway robbers. I hate all countries. Government was forced upon us all by the unevolved ignorance of our distant relatives 10,000 years ago in following the largest, most aggressive apes blindly. What was once a survival instinct is now a $900 billion military industrial complex, and potential nuclear war.

It's my Indian name. Lions aren't from North America, and neither were Indians.

Welcome to the Forum. Always good to see a fellow Slayer fan

Welcome IGG

A pretty face can mask an evil mind.

Chauvinists are the unevolved alcoholics of Louisiana. Women recognize when a man is, indeed, intellectual by his debates about black holes, or whether Athenian democracy failed because of the popularity fallacy or the strict definitions of a citizen. I am skeptical of people who shout their intellectual superiority at another gender without any critical thinking skills. Granted, there are a lot of dumb women in the world. I've met just as many men who scratch their heads or asses while talking. The boys club mentality is a mystery to me. If all women were the Barbie-doll type, it would be justified. Some women actually prefer a Metallica t-shirt to a bright pink fuzzy halter top. That is more relevant to personality and amount of active brain cells than gender. There are male and female douche bags. Too bad they don't have their own little exclusive island of Mormons, rappers, trailer trash, and Justin Biebers.

Black Sabbath is the most wicked band in history, summoning the demons with their tri-chords. The sweet rebellion of youth. Hail Satan, and pass the forbidden ritual herb. God hath said, "do not smoke the bud of that one plant" lest ye fall from grace. And Sabbath travelled through time to corrupt Eve with Sativa. Eve could resist a slithering serpent, but not the dark lord Ozzy. And she partook of the sticky flower, "Heaven sounds like a bore. Hell awaits." And Satan said, "Let there be wicked music to inspire the darkness and non-conformity in youth." And it was bad ass.

Christians like that make me want to creep into the graveyard at midnight, dig up an unholy demon dog from the pits of hell, and sic him on the devotional tyrant praying to his plastic Jesus.