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Oh, I think that's a bit harsh. I'd say 8/10, probably.

Nordheim - Lost in the North!!!! This is absolutely amazing, the energy this bands throws into every song is awesome and they sound like a cross between Alestorm and Korpiklaani! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yeah, this album rocks! I like this day we fight!

Same with the Radio. I would love a metal station but the closest on a nationwide scale is Planet Rock. I can't get Kerrang but even then I get the sense that metal is not the most played genre.

I love books, I tend to horde them, especially non-fiction - "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure", Rowena Ravenclaw. Except that I generally think that it is courage and compassion but anyway.

Yeah, but that's just big dogs, isn't it! It's like living with Chewbacca on smack lol !

Ozzy Osbourne Denies Heading For Divorce I heard it here.

I can imagine but progress I progress I guess !

I hear that Ozzy is back on the sauce again, I hope he gets off it again .

Well a high growl would be wierd - rather like a hamster being stepped on!

I have never been to a live show and I don't own any band T-shirst. I'd rather buy another album, I guess.

Goodness gracious! I had no idea you had long hair! Looks awesome, bro, I tried to grow it once but it was almost always lank and greasy, seemingly whatever I tried to do with it.

O.K. absolutely none of these jokes are mine but they are funny: A man goes up to his Rabi and says, "I think my wife is trying to poison me". The Rabi, a dutiful type, says "Look, I'll go and have a word with you wife and try and smooth things over." The next day, the Rabi goes up to the man and says, "Michael, I spent all evening talking with your wife. Here's my advice, take the poison." A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Vader says to a young Luke Skywalker "I know what you are getting for Christmas." "No, no you can't do!" cries Luke but Vader presses forwards and cries "I felt your presents!" A man goes into a food store and says, "Do you have dates?" The man behind the counter shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry Sir." "Oh," says the customer, "That's a shame, I wanted to make date cake. Still, do you have nuts?" "Hey," says the man, "If I had nuts I'd have dates!" Four nuns go up to the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says "Yo there, according to my iPad you girls have all lead pretty good lives, so all I need you to do is confess any sins you have and through you go." So the first nun comes forwards, tremulously, and says, "I'm afraid I have a bad sin to confess." "Oh?" says St. Peter, kindly, "And what is that?" "I once, erm, saw a man's penis." "Oh dear," said St. Peter, "That's not too cool. Still, just go and wash your eyes in that barrel of holy water and through you go." As the first nuns washes her eyes, the next comes up, looking even worse than the first, and stammers "I'm afraid that I once touched a man's penis." St. Peter throws up his hands and says "Yo sister, that's not great but just plunge you hands into the barrel of holy and you can scoot off through the gates." However, as she goes off to wash her hands, St. Peter notices the two remaining nuns fighting. Rushing across he splits then apart and roars "What the fudge is going on?" At this point, one of the nuns throws out an accusing finger at the other and cries, "I'm not washing my mouth where her arse has been!"

*sigh* Sauron never had this sort of problem.

Oh, and on a non-metal front, I also got the Tomb Raider Legend and Anniversary soundtracks.

Angels Fall First - Nightwish. I now have all Nightwish's albums - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bad luck mate.

I wonder how Sabbath's album is going to sound.

Wiggins has multiple Olympic golds and the Yellow Jersey, I can't think of any better for a cyclist so I'd have to say Wiggins. WYRB Sebastien Vettel or Fernando Alonso?

Aaaaah, gotcha, thanks!

I'm liking the purple ! I heard some Satyricon a while back - pretty cool stuff.

Hm, personally I wouln't call any of those metal except possilby AC/DC.

Thanks Benktg !