I have the chest hair as well as a blue beard.
It attracts attention from the ladies regularly and worryingly 1 male, fucker wanted to touch it, rule 4 I think.
1 - Powerman 5000 - The Son Of X-51
2 - Rammstein - Los
3 - The Velvet Underground - Femme Fatale
4 - Radiohead - Creep
5 - Violent Work of Art - Stains
6 - Pantera - Walk
7 - Doom:VS - Leaden Winged Burden
8 - Terra Tenebrossa - Probing the Abyss
9 - Aliens Advocate - Solslice
10 - The Sisters of Mercy - Nine While Nine