AlSymerz

I know where my phone is pretty much all the time but I rarely use it and I pretty much never use it for anything on the net. I use it to check what aisle something is in at stores like Bunnings where their website kind of works. I use it to check the weather, and I use it check my solar panels. But using it for forums and email isn't something I'm likely to do often. In fact Friday afternoon in Melbourne was the first time I'd used the forum on my mobile.

Yeah Smoko is a certified genuis poet at work.

More brilliant work is on display in the song I've Got The Clap

Last week, pulled a root,

In the back of me ute,

I was cautious, double wrapped

But I still got the clap

[Chorus]
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)
I've got the clap (He's got the clap)

So I went to the clinic

Doctor said, "Mate you're fucked!"

Then he told me what I had

Turns out I've got the clap
 

I'd vote for Pyschos over that one above too. Such poetic pieces don't come along that often.

Motorhead - Ace Of Spades

4 hours ago, GoatmasterGeneral said:

Oh right! I remember seeing something you posted about Orange Goblin and the ride down to Melbourne yesterday morning around this time but of course that would have been a post you made Friday afternoon or evening your time while I was sleeping overnight Thursday. So then I woke up and saw it Friday (yesterday) morning 9am my time (midnight your time) but then it wasn't until Friday late at night 2am here that I calculated the time as 5pm in Melbie thinking the Chemical Bros show might be starting soon, but of course by then it was already the next day for you time travelers. I'm usually pretty good at figuring this time zone stuff but I totally botched that one.

 

That sounds all about right but it also sounds confusing so it must be right.

4 hours ago, GoatmasterGeneral said:

Okay so now with DST I'll just count 3 hours ahead and then swap am for pm - but tomorrow - for you and Doc and Deadovic as well as Carlissimo and my mother in law in Sydney, (half hour behind for Blivvie) and then another 2 hours ahead for my father in law in Auckland (Whangaparaoa). In another 4 weeks when youse go off DST I'll only be counting 2 hours ahead to start the calculation. Pretty sure OZ & NZ shift their daylight savings times in unison.

Not sure about NZ but we shift around Easter this year. It coincides with the school holidays usually and this year I think the school holidays are around Easter. All I know is that it's getting darker and darker as I get home at 6am, which means it's nearly time to shift the clocks. The other side of DST is the killer when we spend about 2 weeks with the sun rising at 4:30 and daylight breaking by about 5:15.

Timing is right (for the next 4 weeks before we change for DST) but day is wrong MCR was last night, we got home at about 4am this morning. I was listening to Electric Wizard on the way home but I was the only one awake to enjoy it, those other three pikers fell asleep before we left the city.

I'm sure some of those guys shared.

I remember "date finger" t-shirts being popular in the pubs in the late 80's, early 90's.

Oh well in that case we'd have probably used a prefix as well, it would save any confusion!

Maybe it's because dates are disgusting?

Freckle is common, although I don't remember too many people using an animal prefix, usually it's just freckle.

Clacker was common in some areas, ring piece as opposed to O ring, shitter was also used but it could also mean the toilet. There is probably also local terms that does escape state borders but that's all I can think off at the moment.

That's a new one to me, but it might be used by others.

We had a poppish band here called Chocolate Starfish, they were a band I never wanted to risk seeing.

Balloon-knot?

How'd that name come about?

What I will be listening to soon is My Bloody Chemical Romance live......WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I AGREED TOO????

Daughter and her friend didn't really appreciate Orange Goblin on the way down this morning but I told them if I had to listen to their music tonight they had to listen to mine in my car. I thought it was a fair compromise.

Haven't got time to watch all of that video atm but skimming through it the cop must have the patients of a saint to put up with a drunk for that long and not loose her cool.

3 hours and 40 minutes over 3 days it took me to do that Morbid Angel jigsaw.

Apparently the t-shirt or jacket also came direct from Wendy Dio.

Still not sure that makes it a good or bad thing but advertising is advertising.

10 minutes ago, DeathMetalBangers said:

 Had he played a Death song or something I might feel different. 
 

What difference does the song choice make?

I certainly don't care enough about either Metallica or Stranger Things, therefore how the two interact really don't rate very high for me. I also don't care much about how other people react to metal.

Motorhead - Iron Fist

11 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

we both agreed that we didn't see how it was possible for the women to wear pants so low and contemplating that entertained us for the 40 minutes of so that they played.

I remember a few country gigs where the pants were the opposite, so many female singers wearing Daisy Dukes that it didn't matter what the music was.

Motorhead - On Parole

I still like 1916 and Rock N Roll.

18 minutes ago, RelentlessOblivion said:

apart from one girlfriend, almost a decade ago, I’ve never met another person

That started out very bleak on the "unread posts" page.

But it did end on a nice musical note, thanks Siri.

19 minutes ago, RelentlessOblivion said:

 when you’ve got no one who will go to a gig with you, even Morceau

Motorhead - Overkill

Isn't there another thread with the same subject?

My metal thought for the day is that Morbid Angel's Altars of Madness album cover is a bit of a challenge as a 1000 piece jigsaw.